rob

lmao at that copypasta gent

Glad someone appreciated

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Robert Moran the Gay? I thought not. It's not a story Pika would tell you. It's a Urealms legend. Robert Moran was a Rainbow Lord of the Urealms, so insecure and so gay he could use the Force to influence his followers to become queer... He had such a knowledge of the Gay that he could even keep the ones he cared about from becoming straight. The rainbow side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be queer. He became so Gay... the only thing he was afraid of was driving everyone he cared about away, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his dominate girlfriend every way to pleasure his ass, then she killed him in his sleep. Ironic he could save others from Straight, but not himself.

The audience decides who wins the war?

We’re gonna get so many edgelords voting bopen, including Rob probably

Sad

And I bet if the paladins win Rob is going to guilt trip is the whole time

you know, full props to Rob

acknowledging a game he's really into is shit

I still don’t understand why he loves the shittiest games

Maybe it’s because he knows that’s how his game would’ve turned out

Sea of thieves is something i like to watch on youtube but would never play myself

It's a disappointing game

Well, Rob likes it for roleplay

Which I guess it's actually pretty good for

On release, it looked like the shittiest game ever

Did they add anything new since

Completely honest

No

So

After a few QoL changes in the month since launch

You just have the frustrating combat

It's been pretty barren, updates haven't really added anything "new"

Hitting waves skeletons

Dig up a treasure chest

All of which just to buy aesthetic items

Like, the new update, the big "anniversary" update

Added a new store

a fishing rod

Even if it was still a shit game but had a bunch of shit thrown, it could be fun

and a harpoon gun, in case they ever add whales

Even if some enemies were completely glitched

If there was just a ton of shit to do, you could have a good time with yer mates

If the maps were full of people

(which they never fixed)

And if gold did anything

and if they fixed combat

>nothing to do with gold

There are 2 dozen recolored rods

And is that just for the purpose of selling fish for gold

yes

you can either cook or sell them for gold

And I'm not kidding

Give it another 2 years, maybe they'll pull a no man's sky and turn it into a real game

This is the biggest update they've done

by fr

NMS still is barely a game

but you're right, it's a lot better

fuck not that

https://youtu.be/Gd3FYEI-AFI mediocre voice actor's time to shine

15k wasnt enough

Rob should just do 100k donations every stream

i love hes doing the pay to win now

donate your entire lifes savings for this cool avatard of Gwyneth with her tits out

pika

you saying that

made me think it was actually 100k

lol

think about it

all urealms are kickstarter style stretch goals

so it is out of 200k per campaign

and each certain amount you unlock something

but no matter how much money it gets

the show always goes on

and is the same quality

UQuest had good Kickstarter stretch goals though

Especially the bridge

That's the best one

UQuest has actual justifiable expenses too

whales at 33%

These donations are a sham

For stuff like Uquest you could pay $100 to be physically a part of the game

you're a sham

Now it gets you more xp? Lame

The thing I dislike the most is how Rob refers to urealms