rob

how long is her fucking neck

It's just the angle Pika

I'm curious what Rob would even say to her

Rob and megan surely are a powercouple. She has weird eye makeup and he wears flowers

"Megan, you kind of look like a cross between a teenage clown and a whore"

The makeup gives personality to her face

Because god knows she wouldn't have it otherwise

It also looks like she sprayed it on with an airbrush

https://i.imgur.com/f0P7Hd1.png

justin is a big streamer

compared to robs

100-400

Can't wait for both of them to go broke

Rob decided to cut all of the classes back down to 6 cards because 12 was too many to read basically

he smokes too much to be able to read 12 small paragraphs

I hope they all do 99 damage and heal you to full

>removes fireball, iceblast and arcane missiles from wizard

>makes them generic spells

>removes Master Wizard from Wizard to be a generic ability

he also benched all of the classes that required him to remember something

such as Templar with its Auras and Enchanter with its minions lmao

The biggest problem I found with actually trying to make urealms cards is that the mechanics don't allow for many unique abilities

So you're telling me he cut down even further on the base mechanics

yes

he removed all of the specific companion decks, each element spell deck

companions are now only 1 card

so

Cut: Templar, Seeker, Theurgist, Sorcerer, Shaman, Deathknight, Lumberjack, Bonedancer, and a few others

its just a streamlined show now

ok

SORC?

No game whatsoever

what the fuck

this just is retarded

sorc was one of my favorite classes

because all of them require either him to remembersomething or are "too complex" for new players to get

atleast sharpsword still exists

but

isnt sorc like

not complex

and it wasnt good after that

Like with warrior, tosser was moved to generic ability because anyone can throw someone

So basically Rob's brain is steadily deteriorating, forcing him to make urealms more and more insipid so he can comprehend it

yes

Puppeteer also removed

also think he cut all pirate classes except swash

Pretty soon they're gonna get rid of health and damage numbers

legit a thought he had gent

"If you get hit 3 times you're unconscious"

"Do we need an armor deck?"

but deadbones talked him out of that

fuck off rob

its more fun when its a game

also he buffed basic attacks

gent do you own tabletop yet

Even a shitty game can still be made fun

I always have

oh

the minimum damage someone can do now is 5

so we need to get rusp to buy it

and the max a weapon that you can buy can do is 15

so we can actually play somethjing

I hated the multiples of 5

i think multiples of 5 are fine as it makes the math easier

so at default berzerker can potentially do 90 damage a turn

but it also makes damage bloat horrible

with doubles and tripples

But max, ching chong chung

also made Heavy Plate from paladin a generic item

balance\

d

so now anyone can potentially have a 60 armor

Wtf, he cut lumberjack?

yeah

minion based

Okay no

This is no longer urealms

That's just.... I'm lost for words

cut all classes justin ever played Kappa

That's schmoopy's class