rob

He LITERALLY has been saying the first two years of urealms that he didn’t want growth

And I said “Nah Rob this is a cool show and we really should be growing our audience”

No joke, he's running out of money

It’s honestly a delight that almost every time I’ve thought Rob was doing something stupid I was right

He's smart enough to see that he's one dry stretch of content away from having nothing

Yeah, the only thing that will keep him from complete collapse is his diehard fan base and his unique personality

The problem is while his personality is unique, it’s not really all that enjoyable to watch after a while

Robs gotta start looking for new job opportunities, because Meganzoor will not want to support him by herself when he inevitably crashes and burns

he's been killing that unique personality

Rob was fun to watch, he had a lot going for him

Well, he’s had multiple unique personalities

And his older ones were great

I want to do an analysis on how exactly he changed

Makes me wish “Down the Rabbit Hole” would do a story on him

But idk if he was ever popular enough to warrant one

internet insanity robert moran when Kappa

Honestly, if we started pitching Rob to these review channels they could pick him up

Turnip's got you covered!

And we could provide them with plenty of content KappaGas

If you bully him into transitioning, then internet insanity becomes possible

Rob's story isn't interesting

its only really interesting to us because we are invested in it. I agree, not interesting for anyone else

"funny man has midlife crisis and flushes away talent with drugs and Megan"

Okay okay, I got this. So first we dox him

His name is Robert Moran

Gottem

Then someone throws acid in his face

Rusp, you're not dead

Ive been gaming 😎

it'll be interesting when rob looses his flash drive of secret urealms documents and kiddie porn at medieval times

Phineas porn

Right, the pedo stuff in urealms

Pictures of his harem members

"but officer, they're of age in Canada, I swear"

Yeah I suppose

now hear me out gent, we need to get Rob to talk about andy being a pedo, they live in the same city. 1 coked up andy could absolutely kick a weed smoking Robs ass Kappa

Imagine that fight

Andy vs Rob

We'll just use andy as our attack dog

Rob keeps trying to stop the fight

Oh, I know! We make rob a judge in a magic the gathering tourney

Rob wouldn’t fight someone

that's not the point rusp

we just send andy to Rob

rob does not need to want to fight

Perhaps

Imagine if Rob just suddenly died

Then we have andy pretend to hit a woman, and rob will naturally try to intervene

Sudden death via suicide is a non zero possibility

From his AIDS

No

Rob will just tell him that wasn’t cool

Ok ok Who is the next cast member to jump ship

Cow

Coe

shit

And then we release anthrax

Autocorrect

Roamins gonna stay since he’s Robs old friend

What will coe quest become without coe

DB basically has no choice but to stay

Cancled

It's already dead

I can’t believe they even released episode 4

Roamin can just cite "real life" if he wants out

I can't believe Rob hyped it up as the best one and it was trash

Well, rob said he would be working on it solo

well actually I can believe that

Coe isn’t even helping to animate it anymore?

From what I understand, no

I'm sure he did not want to in the first place

or he did and then realized it sucked and wanted to stop

He wanted to a lot, if Rob payed him 4K a month or whatever

I feel like he did at first and saw how meh it was

He helped write it, I imagine coe believed in his work at the time

I think Coe was hoping Rob still had a fanbase

I will never understand Robs patreon being this high

And could get 100K-200K views

Sympathy