rob

gay

its a low chance

Old Gods have No Chill: The Gamemaster rolls a die, if he rolls a Critical Fail, this becomes and official URealms Live Campaign and the current Gamemaster is replaced with a more suitable one.

So basically if it happens, Rob takes over and fixes the dumpster fire

No one would consider it cannon anyway

Regardless of what Rob said

In the stream he has making the cards with deadbones

he said "it will be canon but it will be a book"

SO IF ITS A BOOK

wait

WHY ISNT GOBOS CANON

HMMMMMMMM

HMMMMMM

HMMMM

so you pay for a thing that will only happen if deadbones rolls a 1?

Or he will have a bunch of believers

No fire

that's how it's worded

Its 150 for them to draw a trick or no tricks card

its not exactly paying for the canon itself

but i guess now that i see it that way

in a way it is

I wonder how many viewers his Dark Souls stream will pull on Monday that is, if he doesn't push it a week so he can smoke weed and "de-stress"

probably smoked weed during the stream tbh

I guarentee

GUARENTEE

Not gonna lie tho, Roamin pulled a good character for it being on the spot

and for it being deadrealms

part of the gimmick will be he's high for part of his run

no way rob would insult his best fans if he were completely sober, right

The guy even made maps for DvZ

That he praised for having good design

I don't know what I even want from Rob anymore

I want him to stop

Everything he does is just disappointing

and think about his life

take a break for a year

no internet

walk from canada to the tip of south america and back

he can do whatever he wants but he should definitely stop pulling other people into his bad decisions

let him suffer on his own

did you guys not see my post

rob said "stress gone"

and posted his rat emote but smoking out a cloud

where

right before the show

I missed this

in twitch chat

she did post that yep

its in general

He's such an unbelievable faggot

the new rob chat

Jesus

I didn't understand the context the first time

Man, fuck Rob

Max you missed my joke earlier btw

"If they were payed the same justin would have stayed"

thats a commie joke

anyways

DID YOU SAID ROAMIN GOT FUCKED BY A CLOWN AND SQUIRTED A TURKEY BASTER IN HIS ASS

"Did you said"

not in his ass sadly

in his mouth

FUCK

ROAMIN WHY

clown juice was squirted in his mouth

YOU WERE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

NO

NO

and deadbones asked about swallowing or spitting

ABORT

ABORT

Saying I want Rob to "grow up" is a lie but I want him to go back to being himself and just work at being funny like a normal person would Rather than this stupid "everything is RP, aren't I so silly" shtick he has had going for a couple years now

And whenever I see Rob having actively regressed from where he was just a few years ago It bugs the crap out of me

the amount of aborted fetus's that showed up on my screen when i googled the word abort is astounding

It'd be enough for him to stop lashing out at everyone around him

Spooky the thing is