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Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

giratina pulls the lions into hell

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

if it dies

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Holy fuck axew just died

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Who would win a billion lions or the sun

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

sun always wins

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

yveltal does DIE< before becoming cucoon

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Ho-oh resurrects all dead lions as pokemon

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Nah dan the lions would

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

sun

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

It's a losing battle

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

strongest

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

there

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

is

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

yveltal self-resurrects

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

They need to attack at night that’s all

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

after becoming a cocoon

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

so hed need to absorb all the life first

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

therefore the lioons would win

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

but a pokemon would come back

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

the war is already over then

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

if you come back after everything is already dead

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

you had already lost

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

all max is trying to do is redefine what victory is because pokemon are too powerful

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

Here's how you win

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

Wait no

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

Stand up really tall and yell at the lions

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

Wailord would just eat all the lions

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

They run away in fear

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

no victory is killing all the other side

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:16 PM nintendo

how are you killing things that can manipulate time and space itself

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

by attrition

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

Lions are ambush predators, they naturally flee from an enemy that shows no fear

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

okay wait

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

Ah the rob approach

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

do the pokemon

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

have PP

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

okay solution

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

two groudon earthquakes kills everything so who cares

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

nahhh lions would live

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

whats the miss formula?

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

Groudon goes primal on the other side of the world

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

rayquaza just stays in the sky forever until the lions starve

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

ez

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

i win

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

bye bye

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:17 PM nintendo

lions would make a ladder

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

out of lions

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

The lions are forced to dry up and die

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

Kyogre goes primal, floods africa, lions die

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

they cant just

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

"go primal" though

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

same way megas cant just "go megas"

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

do you want to imply there's people now

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

because thatll ruin everything

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

if we imply there's people, everyone dies every time due to gardevoir

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

This Pokémon brings victory. It is said that Trainers with Victini always win, regardless of the type of encounter.

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

i win

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:18 PM nintendo

bye bye

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

mmmmm

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

say that to my pokemon battles

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

where my team can blackout

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

without victini

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

also if we go by pokedex logic,

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

i guess the entire earth is incenierated

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

because fucking magma pokemon hotter than the sun

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:19 PM nintendo

nope you are nitpicking and biased i win bye bye

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:20 PM nintendo

okay but if there's trainers everyone looses every time

To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole.

kappa

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:21 PM nintendo

man im sad i remeber all this dumb defense shit about this argument

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:21 PM nintendo

that people had like 5-6 years ago

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:21 PM nintendo

Isn't primal their original state

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

Megas need people to activate, primals are automatic

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

they need to hold their orbs

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

so you're implying everyone can have items now

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

which is pretty imbalanced

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

Because lions are too stupid for that?

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

no more just

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

okay what if all the lions just happened to h ave mech suits

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

Its their original forms, max

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:22 PM nintendo

or ak-47s

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:23 PM nintendo

yes but in pokemon, they are groudon and kyogre

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:23 PM nintendo

Seems more fair to them if anything

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