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Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:07 PM nintendo

Lions can't reach the ocean, and pokemon have ranged attacks

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:07 PM nintendo

so you are saying the pokemon win because Groudon sweeps?

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:07 PM nintendo

No.

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:07 PM nintendo

one billion is still an insane amount

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:07 PM nintendo

Kyogre sweeps even harder

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

even if you say kyogre or groudon take 50 million each

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

One billion isn't nearly enough

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

there's still TONS more

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

i think you under estimate 1 billion

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

Lions have no counter-play

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

yeah they do

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

sheer numbers

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

Okay, how about this

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

i think you underestimate hitting all 1 billion with earthquake

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

or they land enough attacks on yveltal

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

Deoxys crashes into earth and kills everything

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

Lions - 0 Pokemon - 1

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

welllll

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:08 PM nintendo

if everything dies

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

Deoxys lives

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

that's not an equal start though

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

okay if all the lions were behind all the other pokemon and sneaking and and and-

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

if we go by two armies

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

one against the other

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

1 billion lions on one side

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

all 890? pokemon on the other

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:09 PM nintendo

deoxys goes into space then crashes to earth and kills everything

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:10 PM nintendo

Oh, so now it's 1 of every pokemon?

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:10 PM nintendo

THATS WHAT I SAID BEFORE

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:10 PM nintendo

the argument has always been 1 billion lions 1 of every pokemon

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:10 PM nintendo

so one pikachu, one raichu, one arceus, one ditto

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:10 PM nintendo

etc.

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:10 PM nintendo

vs 1 billion lions

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

Okay, the lions maul each other to death due to their competitive instincts

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

then the other pokemon who are against eachother fight eachother...

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

and that backlash kills them all

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

Pokemon live in peace and harmony naturally

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

the 2 pairs

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

perish song

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

lets go

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:11 PM nintendo

It's humans that throw them into disarray

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:12 PM nintendo

Kyogre and Groudon want to have a word

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:12 PM nintendo

listen all im saying

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:12 PM nintendo

is that

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:12 PM nintendo

they kill yeveltal

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:12 PM nintendo

its all over

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:12 PM nintendo

😎

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:12 PM nintendo

its corsola marenie and seviper zangoose

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

Kyogre and Groudon were dormant for centuries due to Rayquaza

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

lions killing birds

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

oof

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

killing yveltal removes all lions but leaves the ghosts

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

killing yveltal literally kills everything

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

so no one would win then?

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

kills all living things

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

no because technically since th epokemon are together

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

But pokemon are from a kid's game so they can never kill anything

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM nintendo

the lions would be alive for a split second

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

Lions win by default

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

before the pokemon die

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

therfore the lions win

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

Yeah but they naturally fought each other no?

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

yveltal just goes into a deep slumber when its defeated

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

so its still around

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

after killing everything

legorhin Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

so 1 pokemon left so pokemon win

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM nintendo

Darkrai kills them all in their sleep

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Yeah but it’s a billion lions

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

That’s a lot of lions

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

is it still technically alive

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

giratina pulls the lions into hell

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

if it dies

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Holy fuck axew just died

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Who would win a billion lions or the sun

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

sun always wins

taxes Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

yveltal does DIE< before becoming cucoon

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Ho-oh resurrects all dead lions as pokemon

Dolfin Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

Nah dan the lions would

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

sun

Gent Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

It's a losing battle

Dan K. Meme Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM nintendo

strongest

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