nintendo

they made literally every hero

for the attack

but they only allow you to play as four

and two of them arent even that cool

DQ9 hero is my favorite because they're an angel

Edgy

and DQ5 hero isnt a sword man so he cant be a costume

which is kinda sucky

Where is the forced female diversity in DQ Kappa:

W

Ah fuck

so

some heros do have female versions

the green one (DQ4) does

https://i.imgur.com/OXqeXbO.png

H E R O

https://i.imgur.com/VPdNpPe.png

That’s such a dumb name but go on

Guys banjo is in smash

it is dumb

Isn’t that cool

banjo fucking sucks

No

no one played those games

>>>>last release was like 2008

LOL

The fucking dragonqueer sucks

Anti gamer alert

Banjo is epic

Max is oppressing gamers

Help

Max stop oppressing

And start compressing

>>>>dragonball artist >>>>sword >>>>>>classic JRPG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>biggest non pokemon JRPG injapan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>set the standards for JRPGs today

banjo is a piece of shit series and game and character

>>>>>>>>>generic sword dudes

>generic

ok sure

if anyone is generic

If dragonquest is so good why haven’t I played it

Yeah max

Get fucked

because youre not a good gamer

you've played like

No, u

6 games

I think I played 4 for like a day

Oof

4 is OK

9 Is the best in the classic format

11 is pretty alright

RPGs are the most played things by me

And I’ve never played it

Can’t be good

I don’t like the art style

It's not as big in the west.

Final Fantasy takes that

because

GUNS LMAOOOO

Holy shit

Guns

I don’t like final fantasy very much either

It’s good

But not the best

We could’ve gotten a cool generic gun guy

Damnit

We need more gun guys than sword guys

DQ was a bad choice

but banjo made up for it

It was for the Japanese pika

No for whites like you and me

the Japanese deserve another nuke not a smash rep

We clearly need another gay sword boy to smash with

Max is currently seething

If banjo was a good choice

why dont they have any new games

ever

Because rare fucking died

Because microsoft buys studios to kill them