nintendo

making money

hyped for touhoo 17

making pizzas

sorry

inferior pizzas

incorrect

also i did the ff15 collab event

it was ok

that's too recent karp

I like how karp comes in and does not take part in the conversation we were having

in my defense

we want stories about kid karp doing dumb stuff on the internet

Hey, I can always go for a pizza conversation

i haven't read anything passed my /

Especially after that tranny friendly pizza place I went to today

stories huh....

i been playing super hotile 1

I’ve never seen a sign that had more than two genders spooky

currently at ragefire citadel....

it's a pain

Rusp, ikr

but i've gotten 2 out of the 3 wool there

but the last one is probably a pain since it's a massive cavern

Karp

i haven't made much progress into it

We’re talking about embarrassing childhood stories

oh

I have no stories

You can finish if you want

less eventful than even pika because i didn't even have a roblox group

i did

mostly because i didn't play roblox

i got my wow account hacked when i was younger

it's probably the reason why i didn't become a wow addct

you got lucky

Oh I have a story

When I was but a lad my school was having a Christmas show thing

Where every grade would sing a few songs or something

And we had a play

Of which I was the narrator

Because I have the worlds greatest voice

Sadly not

They wouldn’t let me

But halfway through the play there was a point in which I’d have to use a very small audio cue in a song to remember when to start talking

And I forgot

nice

And I didn’t speak for a long while

And then I started laughing

Not a good look

I didn’t even get in trouble

it was a twist. the narrator was the true villain all along. that was his debut evil villain laugh

I can’t do an evil laugh

I wish I could

I really can’t do any kind of laugh on command

i can do evil laugh

Besides little chuckles that I use on unfunny jokes to make people feel better

i beat the crap out of someone once with a tray because they were a dick

Oh

didnt get in trouble

Well then

Epic

Ah now i remember

I knocked someone out in the lunch line in school once

man, you violent lads

I mean if we open to floor to non internet stories

I have a ton

Oh this one time I had a muscle spasm and punched someone in the face on accident

And I managed to talk them down from wanting to fight me

"accident"

I threw and broke a desk, kicked a shoe at a teacher and hurt her bad knee

Well to be fair

I did hate this kid

But it genuinely was an accident

apparently everyone would call me a homosexual behind my back

You hurt someone’s bad knee

We can’t be friends Zach

oh internet stories.... i once got banned from a minecraft server because someone using a xray texture went and found my secret diamond chest and stole from it

then i raged

what loser uses xray in minecraft

literally just strip mine in a straight line and you'll get everything you need