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<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
yeah Pika, how would your mom feel if an 11 year old was lookign at your backgrounds
blanc is wholesome its fine
Kappa
Anyway, in high school, I had this one Indian friend
Who was
REALLY
into jacking off
and his goal in life, was to have all of us, his freinds
bear witness to him jerking his dick
And me and him cut a deal
I wouldn't be one of these
if I helped him get everyone else
So, on multiple occasions
I'd physically carry people into a room, where he was jacking off
lmao spooky what the fuck
Rusp's masturbation story
But becasue I didn't want to see
becasue I was scared of dick at this point in my life
I'd usually toss them the final couple of feet
no?
usually it is outside the underwear
Rusp, the best part
is that got him laid once
me carrying a girl to him
That was the last time I did it
Pick up artist
literally
It wasn't on the spot or anything
oh that is less impressive
but they hooked up later that night, and my friend thanked me
I figured you threw her in, she decided fuck it she was already there and fucked
what even is this conversation
That's the end of this story, I have a million more about this Indian friend though
He was a legendary lad