nintendo

a funny meme that triggers people like you which is funny to people that dab

get rekt libtard

i'll sue you

i used to hate it too you know

if you can't beat em, join em

the surest way to defeat your enemies is to make them your friends

no the surest way is to shoot them in the face with a gattling gun

no that's how you get people to perceive you as a threat, thereby making more enemies

yes

then you shoot those new enemies too

you're going to run out of ammo

i never run out of ammo

americans: we don't need gun control also americans: shoot anyone that i subjectively dislike

ok

don't take my sarcasm as fact fire

bad boy

i wasn't

but i know a lot of americans say that unironically

so fuck you

all of you

no u

die

why can't we all just get along

europeans are too cowardly to deal with actual problems

so you can die fire

excuse me

you're excused

first of all i'd like you to tell me what actual problems you are talking about

and then how europe isn't trying to deal with them

on second thought, don't bother

you would just be talking to a wall

as i'm going to work

oof

well it's a wall either way

speaking of walls, screw mexico

mexico, the country

i agree

mexicans are ok though

I mean i'm sure a lot of them are okay but the mexicans i've personally met are all druggies and giant jerks

that's because they live in the usa

I just figured out how to change my smash online icon

lol

oof lol

ness' dad is the best one rusp

I know

according to sakurai's stats, Peach has a significantly higher win rate than Daisy despite them being the most identical of the echo pairs

Name recognition benefits

he says its probably a bug in their stat tracking because its like 5% difference

in win rates

the error is like 10%

I just saw my first Little Mac win animation

What a rare event

I really love how I have preferred ruleset on

But it still puts me with people that have items

Can’t they at least find me someone without items

they prioritize distance over rules

because they can't write decent netcode so you have to be very close

Ah

Was facing a link that did nothing but projectile spam

As opposed to what other links?

Match ended in sudden death thing

And I reflected his bow

I feel so satisfied

True gent

I had to play against three in a row

They make me want to kill myself

thats the strategy

adult link is more of a sword user than the other two so they shouldn't be spamming projectils as much

Anyone up to smash tomorrow

I need to see how much I’ve improved, if any

i give up you win

oh

dang

anyone here think they can challenge me

I would if I was not watching jim

puff buff will make you a force to be reckoned with

im also watching jim right now

i meant tomorrow

I got school most of tomorrow