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I physically can not do that

It’s not even a flexibility thing

Well

Few people can

It’s a double joint thing

Double jointed

Now here's the really fucked up part on my hands I can't touch my thumb and pinky fingers

My fingers can’t go past straight out

what?

How

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explain spooky

How is that possible

have you played this

the bones in my hands are wacky

no

why

well kinda

its a battle royale

I played the free version

I’ve dislocated my pinky and thumb of my left hand

oh

I used to get in trouble in Boy Scouts because I couldn't do the proper salute

And I can still do that

That's a real game?

yes gent

Wait

that came with triple deluxe I think

Do you have like

literally just worst smash

New hands

ok, I can sort of toucch them on my left hand, but not at all on my right

you mean

smash with the only characters that matter

king ddd

aka king DaDDy

you have a lot of daddy figures max

I can’t envision not being able to touch those fingers

i only have two daddys

One day MAx will find a daddy who doesn't want to molest her

Do you’re hands look abnormal then?

and my step father

as for mommys

i have about 50

I won’t molest you max

what

how does that

I’ll just have others do it for money

wdym umbreon

Max's family isn't the most stable

There's rosalina

They split 50 eggs into parts and combined them

uh

wii fit trainer

i want a full list of 50

But uh

by tommorow

who else does someone call mommy

otherwise you are banned

ok gime a second

ill have it in 10 mins

tomorrow what timezone

There's a Peach/Daisy Jr.

Do your hands look different then a normal hand spooky?

man i should've said that 24 minutes ago

then i could've buttfucked her real good

I’m interested

No, on the large side but not freakishly so

Hmm

It's a bone thing, I got an x-ray a long time ago

We can estimate how big his hands are thusly, how much of your shaft do they fit

She'll make the list you know

she won't

I have disproportionately long and bony fingers compared to the rest of my body

Don't underestimate her tism

uh huh

I can't get both of them on my dick at once Pika

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