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The servers have gone live for the Nintendo Switch Online App! We tour the SplatNet 2 service and see just how it works with Splatoon 2! --------------------...

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legorhin Jul 19, 2017 10:25 AM nintendo

the app has exclusive gear and lets you look at the results of previous matches

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 11:19 AM nintendo

nintendo is going to get so much backlash and hate for the voice chat hype

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 11:20 AM nintendo

they might be forced to integrate it on switch like it should have been from the start

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 11:25 AM nintendo

Switch OS 4.0.0
* Here's your stupid integrated voice chat
* don't blame us if your kids hear a swear

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 11:31 AM nintendo

why is this a 5 star review?

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mada003 Jul 19, 2017 11:32 AM nintendo

because they are dumb

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 11:38 AM nintendo

or maybe that person is a genius

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 11:38 AM nintendo

positive reviews always get shown first

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 11:39 AM nintendo

Kappa

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 19, 2017 11:39 AM nintendo

Keeper

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 19, 2017 11:52 AM nintendo

That is the point, people filtering by 5 star or looking for positive reviews will see his

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 11:59 AM nintendo

it's kinda fucked that people filter reviews in the first place

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 11:59 AM nintendo

if you're just going to look at positive reviews, just buy the product already

Traps are gay Jul 19, 2017 12:08 PM nintendo

Nintendo is becoming apple

Traps are gay Jul 19, 2017 12:10 PM nintendo

"We had the courage to do away with internal chat features in order to fit this power in such a small form" -Reggie probably

mada003 Jul 19, 2017 12:10 PM nintendo

clearly it was made by people who get triggered by anything below 5 since they can't make a pentagram without 5 stars Kappa

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 12:11 PM nintendo

karp what FailFish

mada003 Jul 19, 2017 12:14 PM nintendo

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Traps are gay Jul 19, 2017 12:15 PM nintendo

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 12:16 PM nintendo

we have a retard who doesn't even realize his message didn't make any sense

mada003 Jul 19, 2017 12:16 PM nintendo

shhh

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 19, 2017 12:29 PM nintendo

I always filter for the lowest reviews

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 19, 2017 12:29 PM nintendo

So I can see peoples criticisms

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 19, 2017 12:29 PM nintendo

Then I go and check out the other reviews

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 4:36 PM nintendo

you can't turn off your screen while in the voice chat 🤣

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 4:37 PM nintendo

did nintendo take a bet to make the least useful functional voice chat possible?

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 5:00 PM nintendo

does the app at least make it so your phone doesn't go into sleep mode? Kappa

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 5:01 PM nintendo

it doesn't need to, your battery will be dead before it has a chance

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 5:01 PM nintendo

Jebaited

legorhin Jul 19, 2017 10:12 PM nintendo

my new theory is that the app developers made it a travesty to force nintendo to integrate voice chat on the console

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 10:21 PM nintendo

lol

win'ny s fault Jul 19, 2017 11:55 PM nintendo

BotW Puyo Puyo Tetris Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Splatoon 2 - Rocket League Kirby 2018 Metroid Prime 4 Mario Odysessy

win'ny s fault Jul 19, 2017 11:55 PM nintendo

All of the games I'm planning to get for the switch whenever I get it

Deleted User Jul 19, 2017 11:57 PM nintendo

i thought you didn't have any money Kappa

win'ny s fault Jul 19, 2017 11:57 PM nintendo

I don't

VinnyG Jul 19, 2017 11:57 PM nintendo

she gets paid tomorrow

win'ny s fault Jul 19, 2017 11:57 PM nintendo

I have a summer job they're paying me a little under $400

win'ny s fault Jul 19, 2017 11:57 PM nintendo

so I still need to save up but I know I want a bunch of stuff

Deleted User Jul 20, 2017 9:04 AM nintendo

millbee already has spla2n? NotLikeThis

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 20, 2017 9:05 AM nintendo

Oh My

Traps are gay Jul 20, 2017 10:08 AM nintendo

Yea some people have been getting it early

Traps are gay Jul 20, 2017 10:15 AM nintendo

I need to stop spending money, I have been staying neutral in moneyz for a while now blobsweats

Deleted User Jul 20, 2017 10:50 AM nintendo

just got an email telling me spla2n is heading my way

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 20, 2017 10:50 AM nintendo

lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd spicy lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd

Deleted User Jul 20, 2017 10:51 AM nintendo

i'm guessing since it's too late for today it'll be tomorrow, but at least it won't be the day after that

Deleted User Jul 20, 2017 10:51 AM nintendo

i 100% expected it to be the day after that

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 11:24 AM nintendo

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Traps are gay Jul 20, 2017 11:28 AM nintendo

Same

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 1:08 PM nintendo

people are lauding the app as being INNOVATIVE in the Play Store reviews FailFish

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 1:10 PM nintendo

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nintendo.znca&reviewId=Z3A6QU9xcFRPRXhaem4yY24tTVhQbVJ6eHhFbExoLWM4V0hMN1VvZ3VNR3F3cFBTcVlpck9Zcy1TUXFZckJuUGpXLUNxX3JUOFl1Y2lvNUhGbUQ4MlNsNWc

Nintendo Switch Online - Android Apps on Google Play play.google.com

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 1:10 PM nintendo

i hope this is ironic

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 20, 2017 1:15 PM nintendo

It is some major disruptive innovation (tm)

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 3:46 PM nintendo

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 20, 2017 3:47 PM nintendo

I like how it goes from strong violence and sex scenes to E for everyone in 1 game

VinnyG Jul 20, 2017 4:55 PM nintendo

Tim had a change of heart

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 5:19 PM nintendo

http://splatoon.nintendo.com/splatnet2/

Nintendo Switch Online - Splatoon 2 for Nintendo Switch - SplatNet 2, voice chat, stats on your smart device

Visit the official Splatoon™ 2 game site to learn all about this ink-based shooter. You can play with friends pretty much anywhere on the Nintendo Switch™ system!

splatoon.nintendo.com

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 5:19 PM nintendo

all of the features except for the voice chat seem pretty cool and useful

legorhin Jul 20, 2017 8:18 PM nintendo

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legorhin Jul 21, 2017 11:51 AM nintendo

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legorhin Jul 21, 2017 12:02 PM nintendo

day 1 update

legorhin Jul 21, 2017 3:14 PM nintendo

the ios app is at 2 stars now spicy

legorhin Jul 21, 2017 5:13 PM nintendo

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legorhin Jul 21, 2017 5:13 PM nintendo

next splatfest

legorhin Jul 21, 2017 5:13 PM nintendo

i don't like either

Traps are gay Jul 21, 2017 5:13 PM nintendo

Gross

Traps are gay Jul 21, 2017 5:14 PM nintendo

Neither

legorhin Jul 21, 2017 5:14 PM nintendo

mustard is the true best condiment

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