meme

I agree umbreon

fuck college board

literally only the people to dumb to do anything here who fail

so you?

got em

How much money have you given college board umbreon

too much

In this report written by Jeff Wilke, the chief executive of Amazon, he says that, “Amazon helps small and medium-sized businesses reach hundreds of millions of customers around the world, giving the smallest of businesses the opportunity to compete next to the biggest household brands.”

that flows perfectly

trust me

I have a C in collegiate writing

well

too be fair

that one flows fine i gues

epic

it can be better

How does that quote support your thesis at all

a lot better

I thought your thesis was it does not help small buisness

listen

he argues against that quote

in that essay

yes

context is important

Oh I see

its supposed to be a half argumentative essay

(Gonna be honest I only skimmed your essay)

I don't care enough to actually read it

^

that's for the best

I have the reading comprehension of a historian but the writing capabilities of an eigth grader

this is so sad

Those two things might be the same thing

i can read things and understand them

but i cant write for myself

Just learn to talk naturally as if you are writing an essay, then write what you say out loud

ez

Anyways, speaking of doing school related shit, I should study at some point. Good luck fixing your essay so it is at least a 4.23

fixing?

hah

oof

I have to do a presentation so I'll just bank off of that

I'm good at public speaking

I am the opposite lol. I am really good at essays but can't do scripted speaking about a set topic

I can naturally speak well, just can't speak about shit I don't care about

Scripts?

those are for weaklings

Oh I never used those either

(I'm supposed to write them but I never do)

I literally can't, screws up my flow

I think citations are the main thing that mess me up when it comes to essay writing

cite this discord

with a link

If i could just write a ton of unbacked up shit i would be good

"fuck"

I say amazon hurts small business

quote me

my good friend

Amazon is the goat

use LaTeX for everything essay related rusp

zachary

is a professor

Say will be a professor so you have plausible deniability

what is a LaTeX

It is a great thing to learn how to use

it lets you typeset documents

its like programming a document

I'm going to tell my teacher that my online friends said my essay looked really good

So i didn't even go back to proof read it

!

I need to finish teaching myself LaTeX syntax so I can use it

why is the default font for article centered and large?

no idea

probably because I have it set to be a titlepage

You know, Zach, I really trusted you. I thought you and me were great buddies.. But then, but then... you went and did this to me? You betrayed my trust and called me a retard?

rusp my 120 page thesis was written in latex

This relationship is over.