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Kraut did it to himself

Rusp is like a giant infirm simpleton

What's more plausible, a deranged internet cultist broke in and mutilated him with an axe

Or... he did it to himself

I’m pretty strong!

I have to lift for football’

His parents wont suspect a thing

You lift with your legs Rusp

too bad for you

My bench was the second highest on the team! I don’t need legs

Legs are for pussies

Footballs are pretty heavy

Yes

A whole

10 ounces or something

idk Rusp, are you factoring in the air inside the football

That adds a lot

I am

Though it’s not like I actually get to hold the football very often

I have ran the ball before

For a two point conversion

>Not being the fullback on the side

I’m too big for that

How can one be too big to be a fullback

I don’t have the stamina to play offense and defense

pitch your couch the idea of putting all the biggest guys in on special teams

I got them to do it freshman year

And then running in some formation where you just bowl everyone over

Well

The freshman coaches

I don’t think the varsity ones would allow it

I did in fact get my two point conversion btw

So my overall points in high school is

2

More than you'll get in college Kappa

Yeah

0

I don’t plan on playing college football

No shit, why would anyone walk-on to college football

Unless you go to some bumfuck DIII school

One of my friends siblings walked onto OSU

Somehow

as a kicker? or some real position

The game?

Nice.

OSU is interesting.

He only was on like

Practice squad

But he still got on