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Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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WHAT

NO

THE AST ONE WHAT

im crying

ITS PROVEN ME WRONG

it was so unexpected

They were all so terrible

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Then

First result found for query spooky: http://creepyhalloweenimages.com/free_halloween_photos/spookyplaces/slides/88-victoriacave6.jpg

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Consider me spooked

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yep

thats rob

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Rob did not handle the transition well

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Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

what

???

Ok

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Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He had stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

God these are bad

these are pulled from reddit right

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Third Leg III x ChivesKirk OTP!!

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Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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