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Shit I had a pun

But my phone autocorrected it

And now I forgot my pun

Fuck

Thing is, he already had the avocado cut in half

So idk what he was hoping to do by stabbing into it more

Remove the pit it looks like

thats alot of force to stab right through it and right through hand

It’s probably because the knife was too blunt

Do you know this person?

It could be anyone around here

I don’t think I’ve ever cut myself while cutting something

Seems like it would be hard to do

I’ve done it a lot

I cut onions and stuff fairly regularly

But I put it in a cutting board

So I don’t cut my hand

Couple times it would’ve been pretty bad but my fingernails saved the rest of my hand

Get steadier hands

How’s Parkinson’s treating you

idk, maybe one day you can move up from your baby plastic knife set

Learn to make real food

I’ve made real food before

It’s just more work

So I opt not to

And let the guberment turn you gay

Do you even have a water filter

I have well water

Really?

Yes

Well

We have tap and well

But I only drink well

I guess you really are that country

Yes

I just dropped a shotput on my toes

I’m a genius

Rusp

How

Well I was holding a bag with a shotput in it

And the handle broke

And it dropped onto my toes

Well, it's a not uncommon injury

Ok, so it wasn't you being dumb

Like in the bowling alleys

I’m a genius so of course not

Pure unluckiness

It didn’t break my toes or anything

So it’s fine

Just kind of hurt for a second