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Alright

You can finally say you have come in contact with a brain after many long years of life without

Yay!! 😁

Maybe I will finally be able to solve math problems!!!

Brain is hard to cut through

Lol

Someone was cutting so hard through the brain that they stabbed them self with the scalpel

Classic

Well

The brain is hard to cut through

So they applied a lot of pressure

And I’m assuming the back of the brain was much softer

So it just flew through it

And stabbed themself in the hand

They were holding the brain with their hand

How do you people even function

Hey I didn’t cut myself

This is how not to cut things

I’m sorry that happened to you Gent

That looks very painful

I can tell it’s an avocado

Shit I had a pun

But my phone autocorrected it

And now I forgot my pun

Fuck

Thing is, he already had the avocado cut in half

So idk what he was hoping to do by stabbing into it more

Remove the pit it looks like

thats alot of force to stab right through it and right through hand

It’s probably because the knife was too blunt

Do you know this person?

It could be anyone around here

I don’t think I’ve ever cut myself while cutting something

Seems like it would be hard to do

I’ve done it a lot

I cut onions and stuff fairly regularly

But I put it in a cutting board

So I don’t cut my hand

Couple times it would’ve been pretty bad but my fingernails saved the rest of my hand

How’s Parkinson’s treating you

idk, maybe one day you can move up from your baby plastic knife set

Learn to make real food

I’ve made real food before

It’s just more work

So I opt not to

And let the guberment turn you gay

Do you even have a water filter

I have well water

Really?

Yes

Well

We have tap and well

But I only drink well

I guess you really are that country

Yes

I just dropped a shotput on my toes

I’m a genius

Rusp

How

Well I was holding a bag with a shotput in it

And the handle broke

And it dropped onto my toes

Well, it's a not uncommon injury

Ok, so it wasn't you being dumb

Like in the bowling alleys

I’m a genius so of course not

Pure unluckiness

It didn’t break my toes or anything

So it’s fine

Just kind of hurt for a second

Well that's good I guess

I feel like we need to laugh at cinny for this

Nice, my internet got knocked out

nice

Vinny will be laughing all the way to the bank

He's found his sugar daddy

He can finally afford the transition

How do you remember that

Do you go through pins daily or something