general

this is such a strange movie

The wounds are non-existent

People die through sudden asphyxiation

it's better than Artimis Fowl I think

at least, I hate it less

tells the story of the book while leaving out specifically the important parts

It's more accuracte than artemis fowl

the king's actor, seems to think he's playing a middle school principle

rather than a high-fantasy despot

he should be the most terrifying thing imaginable

he also doesn't appear in the book

Does he even appear before the finale

Also, blacks

they had no idea how to do a Shade's makeup

I hate that all online depictions are from the movie

didn't bother to read the book

I remember the princess being dark skinned, but black?

remember when Eragon was allowed to just randomly enter the secret passage without any urgals chasing him down directly into a waterfall that forced the varden to take action then arrest him, placing him through rigorous vetting?

Was that meant to be a joke

Also, they forgot to put on her pointed ears

That dragon armor

is amazing

suddenly she has fitted dragon armor

"I can't carry 3 people for more than a few minutes"

Is now wearing full dragon-sized metal armor

?????

some awesome fight choreography here

This choreography

Edge boy is way too good

wave around like an idiot then swing at the ground

Look, arya has normal ears now

its grima worm tongue

They legit just forgot to do her makeup

JEDI SKILLS

bopit killing shades is one of the hardest things in this universe

much harder than killing a rider or dragon

He beats him off a complete fluke in the book

or rarer rather

Spoiler alert, Eragon dies from hodgkin's lymphoma

LUCK

Heal better this time

that's a lot of damage

You know how dnd works, just keep trying until you crit

this is what the city is supposed to look like

Preform the transmutation, turn the dragon in to a suit of armor

looks like an anthill

thats how massive the mountains are supposed to be

?????

why

is

it

alive

He healed it

where is eragon's crippling scar on his back?

So casting magic is actually extremely dangerous for amateurs

yes it can just kill you

or something

RAPE

so she got kidnapped with 2 guards

so this time

she brought 4

Still didn't fix her ears

Jesus christ

See bopit

she confirmed it

1000x speed

yes literally yesterday

thats how they traveled corner to corner of the continent through a massive desert in 5 seconds

wait I missed it

what is this credit music

that movie was awful and a waste of my time

lmao

galbatorix wouldn't give a shit about anything at this point

I didn't hate it

eragon is a good book series

it's low budget as fuck

way too busy trying to cheese the ancient language

thats just star wars x lotr

I like young adult fantasy, which Egragon totally is