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Oh are you watching a movie

"movie"

a crime against fantasy

Oh are you watching a

He's not supposed to know that yet

that Gedwëy ignasia looks so stupid

I checked to be sure, the whole stipulation of the dragon dying when the rider dies is not in the books at all

that's some great classified information that she would never give to someone she doesn't know

especially in a noticeable mind invasion

clearly he mind controlled her leg

pretty sure they don't mind link until he's actually at gillead and then she almost kills him when he invades her mind

the only reason he tries to save her is because she is hot

Bye Brom

imagine being tht cocky

after a week

I bet brom is still gonna show up somehow

i like how they teleport across the continent

And he's gonna die to save eragon

Oh, that's murtagh?

I think they were at around Dras Leona, which took them over a month to get to then he teleports to gilead

and she's conscious

>literally

no guards

RAPE

completely obvious trap and also retarded

BAZINGA!

why is the shade able to do chantless magic

why is he this good at magic

YEP

gent was right

also

where tf did he come from

oh remember when Durza killed Brom at Gillead

Hey wait

after Brom teleported weeks of travel without a dragon

he seems way too ok

Murtagh was supposed to headshot him

despite being gutted

edgy boy

onii-chan

He's the cooler protag in the first book

Because eragon's a dipshit

Arya also doesn't really respect eragon until much later

lol, I forgot about this

arya is not supposed to be at the death

murtagh is

he gets his death fantasy fufilled

>dragons using magic on purpose

They are spending way too much time on this for how little has happened so far

how does Sapphira know what a shade is

don't stop there

keep undressing her

slap him with knowledge

doesn't he in the book

Gotta do a full physical examination

edgy boy pog

her sound effects

are all over the place

wait how did they teleport across the continent again

gillead is literally months away from these mountains

flying is time travel

nothing happens in this movie

if

you fly in reverse

you slow time

obviously

this is such a strange movie

The wounds are non-existent

People die through sudden asphyxiation

it's better than Artimis Fowl I think

at least, I hate it less

tells the story of the book while leaving out specifically the important parts

It's more accuracte than artemis fowl

the king's actor, seems to think he's playing a middle school principle

rather than a high-fantasy despot

he should be the most terrifying thing imaginable

he also doesn't appear in the book

Does he even appear before the finale