general

what was that camera angle

looking up at the horses ass

the urgals are good guys by the end of the series btw

Because the moral is diversity is your strength

he has mastered

the gay sex

but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you

he fights like Kirito

remember when eragon breaks his arm and has to fight left handed for months?

i doubt that happens in this movie

no

b/c it's not happening in this movie

Bazinga

BAZINGA

brisinger

now he's having an eldunari vision of the past

this whole sequence is dumb

doesn't make sense in real lore

oh its the perfect fortress port city

sure do love those massive tiered walls

great for shooting arrows at pirate boats

was that a talking cat I just saw

Gets told not to talk to anyone, immediately talks to the most shady person

the dragon dies soon

the girl is the dragon

that nose ring is ugly

Black

didn't even get to the important prophesies

Did they just play that back 3 times

BAZINGA

The torch swing

i lied the important death is himself

the important thing is to realize magic is stupid

chanting magic is always stupid

this world even has sorcery but both are chant based for some reason

convenient saddle

chanting magic makes sense, if you're going to forego stricter magic rules in-universe

its irrelevant by book 3

all eragon uses it for is the instant legion kill macros

actual

hercules

strength

being a dragon rider turns you into an elf gradually, but this is way too soon for him to have noticeable changes in strength

ENHANCE

Are they gonna introduce Murtagh or what

actually

blind

>has

>see enemy vision

>still gets ambushed

>that cut

there was no resistance

what was that editing

I get the feeling

and urgals do not collapse into dust

That this might have had budget problems

Oh are you watching a movie

"movie"

a crime against fantasy

Oh are you watching a

He's not supposed to know that yet

that Gedwëy ignasia looks so stupid

I checked to be sure, the whole stipulation of the dragon dying when the rider dies is not in the books at all

that's some great classified information that she would never give to someone she doesn't know

especially in a noticeable mind invasion

clearly he mind controlled her leg

pretty sure they don't mind link until he's actually at gillead and then she almost kills him when he invades her mind

the only reason he tries to save her is because she is hot

Bye Brom

imagine being tht cocky

after a week

I bet brom is still gonna show up somehow

i like how they teleport across the continent

And he's gonna die to save eragon

Oh, that's murtagh?

I think they were at around Dras Leona, which took them over a month to get to then he teleports to gilead

and she's conscious

>literally