general

this girl is 16 or 17 btw

born 2003

actor

say it with me Pika

It'd be hard to get a good holly short actress

LEGAL

LOLI

PLEASE

STOP TALKING

GOD

If you fuck an underage actor who is in character as an 80 year old

KENDO

is it a crime

why are they fighting kendo

What the hell

that' not fucking Kendo

no hes like agent 47 in the books

they

are using fists

Oh, his sister

i dont remeber her being that young

No, don't you do this

ALIENWARE

There is not going to be an artemis juliet romance

the movie is only like 80 minutes long

Artemis was supposed to be evil

HORSE

OwO

artemis fowl himself is evil

to a degree

he kidnaps a girl

and keeps her in a cage

he's definately not good

then he falls in love with her

80 year old girl

artemis is relatively good by the end of the series

By the second book he's "good"

by the end yeh

time loop book is him fighting his evil past self

this child actor

is made up to look way too sexy

for a kid

why did they make her face so fair

then make everyone old

Irish

bounce the little girl

Is root in this

so in the book

he kidnaps a fairy

sniper 1 in position

yes

It basically becomes a hostage situation of artemis vs julius root and the centaur

he wants magic

He wanted gold

Fairy gold

it's not even a real gillie suit

the studio

spent $120M

and bought a fake party city costume

wait no

he wants to get a book

from them

and he wants the gold for his mom or something

phijkchu book club time

feet

i'll reread artemis fowl

???

what is this part

I can relate to that giant

lol

YEET

pika

are those physics correct

TIME

FREEZE

how is she hurt

did she break her neck