general

ty

you can take it back now, it's working

I said I was available now

oh ok, I'll ping people now then

@Moviegoers We're watching the cinematic masterpiece that is Artemis Fowl https://phijkchu.live/view/4d088f57-59d2-40b8-9592-5afbabb2113c/

We'll start in a few minutes

So reggie, did you also read this series growing up?

yes

Also I think I fell for Haunters trap

I like his music now

EAT SHIT YOU KIKES

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

WALT DISNEY WOULD HAVE YOU ALL GASSED

#BLM

lol

It's Hagrid

Is that meant to be mulch diggums

Yep

God, 10 seconds in

all this exposition

I want to rape this director

Are they gonna animate the "digging" scene

This is not artemis

Did they actually film in Ireland you think?

Artemis would be far too pompous, and fragile, to do this

No, he's thin in the book depictions

dumber than Critikal

You don't just beat champions in 5 moves

He's not

A fun-loving kid

that's such a gay scooter

His dad was a drug-trafficker

No, he was leg

It was always seniro

senior*

^

oh no

His dad has to leave for some smokes

did he learn nothing from Kobe

>that line

lmao

HE'S A CRIMINAL

NO, HE IS NOT SYMPATHETIC

LEGO

LOL

AND THERE HE IS

AN OVERWEIGHT NIGGER PLAYING BUTLER

NO

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NAME

You seem enthused

THAT'S KEPT SECRET UNTIL BOOK 3

Gent's brain is gonna be turned to moosh

fairies

duh

black magic

Okay

I mean, I guess that's a way of doing it

Fuck off

i have your father

:O

Who is this, opal koboi?

god why is butler such a

loser in this

even outside of him being black

you can just sense the beta

he looks like a mall cop

he's suppoused to be a chap

He's fat

chad*

he should be 6'6

he'ssuppoused to be super buff

not 5'6

he's also like russian or eurasian

One of the most iconic scenes is when he puts on armor and fights a 10 foot troll

This fat nigger isn't beating up shit

I think he was Syrian Max

beige skin

hes usppoused to look like

buff agent 47