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Rusp, was that your minecraft gf

yes

Yeah okay

that is a solid way to break up

tbh

I read a story where a guy pierced his foreskin

it was funny

Almost as if he didn't care

i went back on skype and she had been messaging me for like

well

And fucked a girl and she was so tight that the piercing caught and ripped it clean off

at least 4 times a year

good job rusp

you broke a girls heart

very true

now she can't murder you in your sleep

after inseminating herself with your cum

Did you respond rusp?

of course

What did you say

What did she say

i said oh lol forgot my skype password

lmao

smooth as fuck

Chad move

was she down to have sex after that

What did she say

honestly i think she was

amazing

she just kept saying how much she missed me

Poggers

Go fuck her right now

and in my head

im thinking

see

"this was 5 years ago when we were 12"

"you are missing a 12 year old version of me"

She's fucked

this is why pre-puberty dating

is dumb

but spooky it would be post puberty now

yeah spooky at least one has to be an adult for you right

Say the n word to her right now

woah

no

shes nice

Make sure she loves the real you

The current you

Invite her to the server

no

so gent can call her a nigger

there are multiple reasons I will not do that

No, I'd call her something worse

A female

literally a hole

lmao

The real you isn't the edgy, post-ironically racist you, Rusp. There is no "real" you, so It's time to start LARPing as the Rusp that gets to fuck his weird, clingy Minecraft girlfriend.

turnip when is your next runescape video

Oh god going back to a previous topic and ignoring turnip

carson no

My hard drive failed, so I don't know.

Yeah I saw that pika

Also pokimane has a personal account

Hey, I'm not edgy

Turnip still trying to do damage control for brown people

turnip is a ground plant

thats pretty brown

Where she is also tweeting about her drama

She plans on locking it soon so

Honestly I don't care what that whore has to say

I want all of this drama and all of the people involved, except maybe gundam guy, to perish in their sleep

that is a good take

gundam is based

Okay guys, here's the plan

I'm going to send my old minecraft girlfriend a link to my youtube channel

lol

She'll never bother me again

Rusp you need to hang on to her for when you realize no sane woman wants a legless man

She came and cried to me because her brother was leaving for the army or something for our second conversation in 5+ years