general

2 houses down is long distance

he means not same school

unless the bitch will walk to me

Just pull them in with your gravity, pika

Fuck you mean 2 houses

school

for 99% of people

Fucking up the driveway is long distance

Long distance dating the girl in a different class Kappa

they don't live close enough to interact outside of school

Same classroom

for Middle/high school

4 desks away is long distance

If I cannot kick her then she is too far

but yeah in general I will agree

if she isn’t in cumshot range she’s too far

ldr only work in theory if you already have a well established relationship and it is temporary

woah woah woah

Mail in semen

dont let a certain someone see this

I've told you guys

rusp has no legs so by my metric all girls are long distance because he cannot kick any of them

ive already had a long distance relation

long distance being 45 minutes away

That one legless runner killed his gf

we were both 12 though so we couldnt exactly get our parents to drive us to meet up

All relationships work if you dress like this

so it was long distance

That is the second time I have seen the username netnobody

who

ldr's work, if neither person really cares about being in a relationship

is

the only thing long distance there was the length of her penis

Sky does Minecraft

sky does minecraft

Was this the minecraft one

Oh

lmfao

That is him at 300 pounds

Fucking rebrandings

Dressed as the joker

is that why my ldr fell apart

by that i mean i forgot my skype password and didnt talk to her for like 5 years

Rusp, was that your minecraft gf

yes

Yeah okay

that is a solid way to break up

tbh

I read a story where a guy pierced his foreskin

it was funny

Almost as if he didn't care

i went back on skype and she had been messaging me for like

well

And fucked a girl and she was so tight that the piercing caught and ripped it clean off

at least 4 times a year

good job rusp

you broke a girls heart

very true

now she can't murder you in your sleep

after inseminating herself with your cum

Did you respond rusp?

of course

What did you say

What did she say

i said oh lol forgot my skype password

lmao

smooth as fuck

Chad move

was she down to have sex after that

What did she say

honestly i think she was

amazing

she just kept saying how much she missed me

Poggers

Go fuck her right now

and in my head

im thinking

see