general

blacks do not live to be 60+ on average

they die due to gang violence

Gangs of corona cells

i didnt know that like 90% of our school shootings didnt have multiple dead

Virginia Tech Sandy Hook Elementary, Connecticut That liberal shithole HS in Florida Columbine That Texas HS shooting I'm not sure if the one in Oregon even counts Red lake

ok

6-7

Depending if you count the oregon one

what defines a school shooting?

any shot

a shooting

I was meaning in the general a shooting happens at a school

at a school

a student bringing a gun to school and shooting people

0 dead even counts

does it have to be a student spooky?

Those are what I count

going back to 1999 (to get columbine)

ufcking there is a 0 dead 0 injured that counts

so~ 20 years

There are tons of "school shootings" which just take place within 5 miles of a school

even if the shooter only kills himself in the school it counts

Which I don't count

Those 6-7 are the real ones

the media makes it out to be all mass shootings when thats blatantly false

we had schools go in lockdown in my area because someone was walking around with a crossbow once

that was funny

sounds like a school shooting

nice

increase the counter

true

but now do shootings per capita

i guess a crossbow would count as a shooting if it happened

Do attacks at schools with sword-like weapons count as a shooting

it would

since guns are sword like weapons

thats a school slashing

im not sure

i do know that one of them that im looking at now had 9 shot and injured with a 10th having a stroke and they counted that as 10 injured

what about if you used a mace?

the black dude?

school bludgeoning?

Canada has had 1

yeah that counts

what is the counter for school stabbings in the UK?

thats a school smashing

I mean if we do school stabbings I am sure that is higher then shootings everywhere

ok what if you cast a fireball into a school?

i feel like alliteration is important here

school scorching

blizzard?

what

thats a snow day

>snow day

those do not happen in canada

so 0

"accidentally" making nitroglycerin in chemistry class

accidentally making a nuke in my unis physics labs

oops

i accidentally made mustard gas committed a fucking war crime

thats called a war crime

i also made zyklon b just to beat gent to the joke

it is not a crime if you win

damn

okay war hero

Accidentally remove israel from the geography textbook

making a nuke with school lab supplies is laugh since its actually impossible

idk about your school Leg

but we all got chunks of uranium in lab starting in the 7th grade

We had a Pakistani teacher though, so that might have been why

Oh so that's why you're a sex freak today

having a bit of Uranium 235 is not enough to make a bomb

sure it is

Anyway, hydrogen ones are better

cobalt bombs are the best

Oh so I just learned that the community where that shooting happened only had like 100 people in it

so that is more fucked

10% death rate for that town