general

unless you just jerk to the thumbnails

then fair

Not if I jerk off to the splouching

The lip smacking

The heart burn

the braping

I seriously couldn't imagine making money filming myself eating loudly

WHEN do people watch these videos

I could

I already do

When it was still just a korean thing, and streamers would eat a normal meal with viewers and shoot the shit

fine

whatever

I won a donut eating competition at my local fair and got 20 dollars

but when do people sit down, and actively want to listen to someone eat loudly for 30 minutes

It was only me and my friends who entered though

So

damn

Still won

Eating competitions suck

thats collusion

This one didn’t

Literally eat what you want and take home what you didn’t eat

It was like 20 donuts for 5 bucks

Not 5

3

counterpoint Rusp food challenges at resturants are fun, contests not so much

But isn't it speed eating

"eat this basket of spicy wings"

type stuff

eat this slab of meat and a side of fries in 2 hours

the group ones are fun

the trick is to shit your pants as you eat to make room

We had a pizza place at my school, which would allow teams of 6

to eat a fuckhuge pizza

Phijkchu meetup

We go eat a mile long pizza

then we eat a mile long dick

I like it

I support rusps choice

Spotted dick

we will show up to group consume the cp

Spooky can we meet up

So I can beat you up

then spooky will put it on and only he and I will be happy

I wonder who would bet on who

I will save generations of children

i bet on rusp

in our wrastlin' fight

I'd bet on me

hes younger

and aparently has a well body

I am fat if I pin you I defacto win

Defato win

no legs is

kinda kiffy

but

he can do some hurt

just no kickboxing and rusp is fine

What is that word

idk, I've never fought someone with no legs

My right leg is disproportionally strong

hes in perfect nut punching height spooky

tbh, there's a size of man where I no longer know how to fight them, I don't think Rusp is there though

I'd be like fighting a child, spooky would be too turned on to do anything

you got this 100% rusp

If you don’t weigh more than 300 I can pick you up

That’s where I throw out my knee

In high school, there was a 6'6 guy in gym, who was built like a fat powerlifter

and we'd play fight a fair bit

and I seriously never knew how to approach it

he was just so fucking big

Him beating your ass because you touched his sister isn’t play fighting, spooky

I was 2nd strongest behind him

but only like 60% of his weight I'd wager

So there was just never a chance

I am probably at my physical weakest right now

Which isn’t weak

Corona is destroying your body fast

But I just haven’t been as capable of lifting recently