general

alm > all

shhhshshsh

alm has the girl

he gets literally everything

im sorry you have poor taste

his own CONTINENT

Roy the soy boy

no one else has that

you dont need to take it out on your friend

Roy is a literal soy boy

???

No I'm not changing my opinino-

worst would be Byleth wouldn't it?

I can't believe our dog is dead

and no one cared

except max

who probably sucks his dick behind the arbys dumpster

Alm is still the best lord

yeah ok

ill bring him back just to kill him again

Alma nuts

Kilma

alm has TWO SWORDS

what other lord gets TWO

SWORDS

lyn

fucked

Gotta compensate somehow

she's female

so

gent hes not compensating

he has DONG ARMOR

to protect his massive dong

chrome gets 2 falchiones

but doesnt he

just upgrade his own

Die

its the same sword

corn gets

the evil dark blade

yeah but corn looses one

because its a bomb

He's a furry

alm gets a wife, two swords, his own country, the country gets NAMED after him, he can use a bow, and he has royal blood

literally best

and he stabs his wife through the chest before they get married

he puts his sword in her

;)

No kids

Kinda cringe

dan

do you have shield drop

max

from 2

not on me

rip

i have it i think

yeah he finishes all right

with his cum blade

Alright

On the train

pika

Lets go

goodbye

I will miss you

now give me complete military power over this server

this is a bruh moment

Now that my time had come I retract what I have said

You all are the best friends I could have asked for

Well pika

You sure were something

4th case of corona in waterloo

Once again a boomer who went on a cruise

who cares about Corona? Taco Bell has triple chalupas now!

Idk where the nearest taco bell even is

Why are we still talking about corona? Super AIDS is coming out!

Have not seen one in 10 years

yeah telling everyone to stay at home is going to make those gay communities spread AIDS like crazy