general

Is he a bird

it's a book series

yes

no he's a greek godess

hes bird man

and he's really cool

its a prequel to birdemic

he's like

a really smart kid

He’s a Greek goddess

and you can self insert as him

oh god hes trans

no

Why would I need to self insert as someone who is smart

because he's really smarty

and has a hot 3000 year old gf

I’m really smarty

I have one of those too

this doesn't even have anything to do with the books

this is like

only character names

eragon levels

its worse

god

eragon at least somewhat fit the plot

how do they pull an eragon

It's insane

better or worse than percy jackson movies

worse

why is holly so large?

because an actualy Artemis Fowl movie would be amazing

artemis fowl is actually a really cool guy

because he's cold hearted as fuck

it's not like kids don't like movies about cool kids

well i mean

he does kinda fuck up holly

which id ont think would be ok for a kids movie

needs to be cool female kid

so the girls can relate

fuck the boys relating to heros

has to be girl heros

If they made Holly less cute, it'd be fine

holly is cool

she is human size though in this

she also you know

hates artemis fowl

like a lot

^

in the first book at least

well yeah

it's an uneasy alliance, at the best of times, utter hatred at the worst

back before Artemis became weak and got feelings

BRUH

This comes out in May

THIS IS SUPPOUSED TO BE A GUY

It's about a little boy who got named after a girl

why did they genderbend

Then he racemixes with an 80 year old midget

LOL

root

maybe hes trans

but cant afford the surgery

how does this trailer have 10k likes

disney scum

Nice

god

this actually sucks

It's so easy to make good kids movies... how do they fuck it up time and time again

I don't think

artemis fowl would make a good kids movie tbh

it needs to be PG-13

because in context he does some fucked up shit

but he's cool

It'd make a good kids movie, in the way that all popular kids books are popular despite some questionable content

EVERY good series you read as a kid, had things that would not fit in a PG movie

100%

the Hunger Games movies did some stuff right before Mockingjay

i think they were OK