general

bio is going to transition the most kids

Not me

followed by spooky

i despise children, and im a simp

vinny

Umbreon, you need to spread your purebread dna

vinny feels like a

8 kid kinda guy

I feel like it is going to be reggie

The question is more who is going to marry the type of woman who will want to have a lot of kids

and his record will be 2

jinny over there

vinny will get 1

everyone else will die alone

no kids for me

only cats

oh so you can actually have a pussy to show people

i get it

if they figure out how to modify trannies so they can have kids, my answer changes to suflora

who will have 5

didn;'t you say your life ambition was being a stay at home mom max?

she is a cat mom

it was only wife

iirc

wife

and cats can be my kids

I feel like Max will enter some long-term depression we'll call it Rob seasonal depression-tier

and she'll wake up 9 months pregnant

not possible

Male

dick girl

Confirmed

this isn't that doujin spooky

lol

Fuck off with this shit

I do also like the idea of Max being too lazy to get an abortion, or putting it off long enough until the doctors wont let het

I'm not sure why I find these scenarios funny

and I mean, I guess they apply to xBrox as well

but she seems like someone who might want kids later in life

that would involve xbrox leaving the house and finding a man in the middle of nowhere

hey im sure pika will find some excuse to move up there

White girls fuck \___

>assuming she's white

>assuming she's girls

Getting away from the reproduction meme

Who's going to have the stupidest pet

max

Max will be the pet

doesn't count

it begs the question who can actually take care of themselves to have the luxury of taking care of a pet

dogs/cats/fish are whatever

dan you learn very quickly how to take care of yourself in college

I'm more curious who has that desire to own a chinchilla or something

as someone in college

i disagree

i have no interest in caring for a small thing that isn't my child

you just started dan

its been one semester!

I have zero interest in a pet that isn't 1000% self-sufficient

fish tank, cool I can set it up and it just exists

"pet" alligator in the back pond of a florida house

second I have to clean/feed/walk something

I quit

you have to clean and feed fish

you can automate the feeding

maybe he has a self-cleaning/feeding tank

and in my experience, you can go 2 years without cleaning before shit starts to die

and you can get a fish that cleans it

water filters and dead fish

honestly, if you avoid the shitty decoration and get a saltwater tank

it can sustain itself for a while

I'd still rather throw it out and start over, than have to clean it though

I feel like Rusp might be one to own some retarded shit

horses or something

pile of sand

a horse would be cool

if you live in a rural area

I might own a nigger, but I'm not training it myself