general

probably

I can still be burned alive or stoned

Untrue

Even I am a better person and I would fuck a child

I am impure

Idk some saints probably did that

woah woah woah

hold up

what

He’s kidding

I was not kidding

He’s too slow to catch one

I am a better person

If he could though he would

Pika just roll to go fast

I love that you can’t decipher jokes here

Umbreon that is not how it works

It’s funny

its the drugs

drugs affect your ability to function in a normal social setting like this server

Haha yeah

We’re so normal

Bruh

>normal social setting

its not normal because we trash on democrats

Like behind a dumpster in the alley

Passed out with two other homeless men

kinky

If you say so man

He does say "do man"

that’s fair do

get lost due

I need to add an emote of me that’s the thinking symbol

The only other quintessential emote I’m missing

Transrights rare emote of bio found on this server

wrong i can’t grow facial hair

lol fag

I don’t know if dating someone for less than a month counts

Oof

4 months

Kappa

dating does not count at a high school level

was the max

Bio, you fucked dudes and ruined your head with drugs

There's no winning with that

I don’t need a girlfriend, I already had a Minecraft one

Rusp knows I will always be here for him so he is not paniced to find companionship

Pika how many times do I have to explain this to you

You will never be as good as a woman who is your size

She always has one more fold

look when you are 30 and your only irl friend has killed himself, you will need me

i tried setting rusp up with a girl one time, who literally said she’d go out with him, and he chickened out

good boy rusp

do not date thots

good for you rusp

SHE LOOKED LIKE A WITCH

she was black doe

>black

no blind dates

lmfao

Wait different one

Nvm

You’ve done this to me on multiple occasions

blacks are not attractive so you can't blame rusp for that one

^

Highschool relationships are worthless

rusp said he wanted to date the darkie

but chickened out

Nothing’ll come of it

WHAT

Freshman year