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Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

If you never heard of it it’s a nice interstate that runs through down here in Florida

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

fuck off

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

So I was driving down this road with my girlfriend after a nice day out

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

And as we’re driving by I see this sign

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

It says

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

boardwalk burgers?

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

Boardwalk burgers

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

How do boards walk burgers

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

You know, just an advertisement for this run of the mill family restaurant

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 10:56 PM general

https://tenor.com/view/centaur-ron-swanson-gif-9677954

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Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:57 PM general

Just some homeless men slapping some patties on their George formans

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:57 PM general

You know, just a really good time

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:57 PM general

So anyways, as I read this sign

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:57 PM general

Suddenly I’m hit by the pinnacle of comedy

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 10:57 PM general

flowercrown

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:57 PM general

My magnificent magnum opus of humor

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

So I turn to my girlfriend and I say

Gent Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

You're laughing, a man fell asleep on some patties and you're laughing

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

Your sons dead

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

He got hit by a car

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

And she says

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

That’s not funny, you can’t joke about that

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

its the police maam

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

And I say

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

"i was the driver"

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

I was the driver

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

your sons been hit by a drunk driver

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

hes dead

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:58 PM general

And she calls for security

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:59 PM general

And I sneakily handle my gun

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:59 PM general

And I say

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:59 PM general

Do you want to hear another joke, Mariah?

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:59 PM general

And she says

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 10:59 PM general

Find the computer room

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:59 PM general

You know what, sure, tell me another joke

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 10:59 PM general

So I say

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 11:00 PM general

women's rights

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:00 PM general

What do you get when you cross a mentally unstable man with a society that doesn’t nothing but shit all over him

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:00 PM general

You get what you fucking Deserve

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:00 PM general

So we pull into McDonald’s and get bigmac

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:00 PM general

The end

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:00 PM general

Haha funny

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:00 PM general

I sure subverted those expectations

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 11:01 PM general

you sounds like you would be a good fit for my prison furry island

Gent Feb 20, 2020 11:01 PM general

I thought you were gonna loop back around to the bored burgers punchline

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:01 PM general

I thought about it for a second

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:01 PM general

But decided I was bored of the joke

Gent Feb 20, 2020 11:01 PM general

FUCK OFF

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 11:01 PM general

You know what rusp, you seem like a literal sub human and you're the reason things are wrong in society. I hope you learn to become a better person.

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:02 PM general

Get lost due

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 11:02 PM general

Youre probably just mad rob never named a pokemon after you

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:02 PM general

You’re just mad megan never fucked your ass

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 11:02 PM general

I was the ace of ORAS

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 11:02 PM general

lmao

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:02 PM general

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Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 11:03 PM general

it was the character

Gent Feb 20, 2020 11:03 PM general

>it was just my character

Gent Feb 20, 2020 11:03 PM general

EXACTLY

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:03 PM general

I’m disgusted with you Dolf

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:03 PM general

I’m going to puke

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 11:04 PM general

then back up a few inches

Gent Feb 20, 2020 11:04 PM general

Yeah, can't believe he's still jewish

Gent Feb 20, 2020 11:04 PM general

Fucking cringe

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 11:04 PM general

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exotic_atom

Exotic atom

An exotic atom is an otherwise normal atom in which one or more sub-atomic particles have been replaced by other particles of the same charge. For example, electrons may be replaced by other negatively charged particles such as muons (muonic atoms) or pions (pionic atoms). Bec...

en.wikipedia.org

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:04 PM general

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Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:04 PM general

God that image is so old

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:04 PM general

It was at the back of my images

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 11:05 PM general

it was taken today though

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:05 PM general

True

Dolfin Feb 20, 2020 11:05 PM general

i legit do not remember writing that

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:05 PM general

You told me you were mid jerk with Megan’s photos and you seemed pretty delirious dude

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 11:05 PM general

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 11:06 PM general

there are so many things I have said in this discord, you could post a screenshot of anything I supposidly said and I would probably believe it

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:06 PM general

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 11:06 PM general

obviously true

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 20, 2020 11:06 PM general

if you consider loli to be little girls I do

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:07 PM general

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Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:07 PM general

I made this image

Gent Feb 20, 2020 11:07 PM general

Nice, it's awful

Rusp Feb 20, 2020 11:07 PM general

Someone asked me for the results

legorhin Feb 20, 2020 11:07 PM general

this is why the senate exists

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