man, umbreon you should stuff shotgun shells in your pants
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Thursday, January 30, 2020
thats a 200% size increase
you;re thinking too small pika
stuff 2 pistols down there
now thats a plan
ask a girl if you can blast your load on her
then kill her
and then kill her
ah
tbh, I wonder what getting hit by one of these would feel like
not fired by a gun, just if they self-detonate
"ouch owwie oof no I got shot ow owwie ow"
not true my penis length increases around children
I think that is the second proven method
not true Gent, P-shots
those growth hormone injections
lmao, top class pedopilled memes
those fake penii the trannies got in that jim video were large
just do that
overtop of your real penis
Friday, January 31, 2020
Bargain flights between Hong Kong and New York have emerged in the wake of the new coronavirus — as long as travelers are willing to stop in Wuhan https://t.co/NG7qWRvkR4
and that's cool Rusp, I've never messed with slugs before so this weekend I'll probably go try them out
I hope Brexit begins the end of the whole European project. It’s not just undemocratic, it is anti-democratic. https://t.co/cBfycWfsN7
Whole thing is amazing, but skip to 3:40 for the best part
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Millions Drop Dead As Brexit Finalized
UNITED KINGDOM—As Brexit was finalized today, millions of Britons instantly dropped dead."Upon returning to the dystopian nightmare of self-determination and not being ruled by an elite group of unelected bureaucrats, millions died on the spot," said an NHS spokesperson. Ac...
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10 Hours of NOT so soft Loli breathing (EARRAPE)
Why did I make this? I wasted 2 days on this.
www.youtube.comdo all emojis look this bad now?
I know sites will restyle their own
but these are some shitty defaults
honestly, the man/woman stuff barely makes sense as it is, race stuff as well
these all use to be gender-agnostic yellow faces
I feel like everything else is just to throw a bone to the PC crowd
Oh, that santa emoji
is pretty bad
https://emojipedia.org/santa-claus/https://emojipedia.org/mrs-claus/https://emojipedia.org/mx-claus/
🎅 Santa Claus (Father Christmas) Emoji
Santa Claus, sometimes referred to as Father Christmas, brings joy to children at Christmas time. Displayed with a beard and red festive hat. The Santa emoji had a frown on Android 4.4,…
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🤶 Mrs. Claus (Mother Christmas) Emoji
Mother Christmas, more commonly known as Mrs. Claus, is the wife of Santa Claus. Displayed as an older woman with glasses and a festive red and white bonnet. See also: Christmas emoji list. …
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🧑🎄 Mx Claus Emoji
The Mx Claus emoji is a sequence of the 🧑 Adult and 🎄 Christmas Tree emojis. These display as a single emoji on supported platforms. …
emojipedia.orgI guess the last one is Arthur Christmas
I appreciate the hot pocket
lol
He was down to a halfway house, after serving 16 years, for context
Life sentences shouldn't be handed out for murder in the first place
