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funny joke

I mean, Max still owes me 1 blowjob

You set the joke up max

from Codenames

Max probably owes me one

P, three

Don’t ask me why

Because I don’t have a reason

Is Sunflora not a virgin

probably

autistic ∞

and Bio

i win codenames

Bio is

Uh

I'm not sure we should count gay sex

I don’t know actually

all sex is gay

every gay I know lost their virginity before middle school

all is gay*

Gays take what they can get (in their ass)

Indeed

I feel like Reggie is just meme gay

though I guess I'll know in a month

inb4 reggie is a girl

One day I'll have met all the Phijkchu females and can stack rank them for you

Youve talked to me before but thank you for recognizing my pronouns Kapp

I'm a great driver

I hit all the targets

I've also talked to Gent before

doesn't mean he couldn't be rockin' a pair of D-cups

I feel like im gonna need to show up in a padded bra and thong to come close to any expectations ive set

I'll murder you and reggie, both of whom are definitely non-ironic gay sodomites

I'm an ironic pedo

by my definition of irony

Your definition where you do it but say just kidding lol afterwards

dramatic irony

perfect

When your targets are kids, anything qualifies as dramatic irony

it only works when there's an audience gent

Well, and the feds

i do not watch Spooky do perverted things to children

gent

no need to be redundant and say feds twice

Bro, you too?!

I hope one day one of you becomes a low-end cop or detective or something

so you have to explain how you sorta know this one pedo online

but "don't worry boss" he's a cool pedo

it's all ironic

I think gent would rather use that to gun you down in the street

Implying you wouldn't be the first target

>LAPD thinking they can go after MAPs

how cute

You say you're white, it's all fair game

Fuck maps, they are just cowards. We pedos need to take back the term

I feel like if anything, Pika's the ironic pedo

and this is all just entrapment

but US cops are really shit at their jobs

so it's taking 5 years

I am just waiting for xbrox to slip up then I will get on my horse and arrest her

or for spooky to cross the border to visit me

I feel like xBrox has got the coolest life of anyone here

just based on how I imagine her having to forage for food

coldest life for sure

yeah northern canada sucks

I imagine like one of those women in Africa

who carries baskets on their heads

but for xBrox it's just a block of ice

when she gets it home, she has to sit on it like an egg, to get it to melt

every day she's hunting some new animal

riding a seal or some shit

hasn't seen the sun since she was a kid

feeding baby seals to her pet polar bear

Feeding peanut butter to her pet dog

She's the only one who knows

that pokemon are real, and all live in the arctic

feeding fish to my pet cat

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Lol funny edits