general

who here gets it first

not """confirmed"""

but ours is a Whuton exchange student

probably max

yours is a mom+kid who were just in China

ah

aren't you a frail 100 pound dude bopit

is this an actual thing to be worried about

nahhhhh

I feel like you are more likely to get it

its not even here yet

Vinny, unironically

has the highest risk

I agree with spooky

I'm also somewhat of a germophobe

I'd say vinny followed by gent

chinese made crap, shipped in trucks, which he handles all day

which could be good or bad

vinny is fucked nvm

gent hates non-whites so he'll avoid asians

max is a neet she is the safest tbh

If I get got it is when I go to school

yeah but she has to go to school

and going to school is ez disease get

i wash my hands

it's also airborn bopit

unlike half the people here

xbrox is likely the only person who survives tbh

and i also wash my lounges

and my eyeballsx

time to buy a gasmask- oh wait

guess I'll just never leave my room for the next year

imagine how lonely xBrox will be

once we all die

she's never here anyways

so not much of a change

spooky, do the honorable thing. get the virus then drive up to her and infect her

so she can die with us all

umbreon and I will drive his cage into xbrox's house

what if we just give spooky coronavirus

we can ship him to madagascar

nice

I love how the internet will turn anything into an anime girl

Trump hasn't even addressed the embassy missiles

*firecrackers

iraq blew up a mess hall near the embassy

does it matter? he's gonna get yelled at either way

Iraq has been attacking the Green Zone for the last 18 years

it's weird that only now we start making a big deal of it

its convenient now

and they were not "real" rockets, same shit that HZB launches at Israel and they freak out over

Horny bastards

what are you talking about? I'm always here

I guess more accurately I check in every 2 hours

Lurking

do you have a deadmans switch or something?

when I die in going to haunt this discord

still checking in kappa4

Jokes on you when corona kills everyone else first

It would be poetic

if it took a global pandemic, to kill this Discord

Just before the new mystery dungeon releases

All of humanity dies off.

Groups of aliens decend on the remains of earth, eventually finding a crate in nintendos shipping and distribution center, next to it is a dusty nintendo switch, most likely owned by one of the wage slaves. The crate opens to reveal tons of copies of Animal Crossing New Horizons. For years after it is used as the example of what human society was like.

New Horizons? More like Peaceful Sunset

I need Pika or Max or someone to hop in voice

lol why?

I finally got around to fixing my mic

after Max broke it last month

I figure the two of them could at least tell me if I sound how I used to sound since they put up with me the most

Max broke your mic and you shut down her server

How does any of this work

well pika effed off so probably max

Her server is fine, she just "can't" connect it to the internet

does she just need to fix some network settings?

have you tried connecting your mic to the internet

I don't get tech knowhow

Yeah, you sound like a child molester alright