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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, January 10, 2020
tell him women are naturally jealous of gays so he should fuck her brother
Invite her to watch a Robert Moran stream with you
then she'll have to take you back
oh shit that is a good idea (not what rusp said)
you should just respond in insane ways talking about deep meta
The Deep Meta in life is that no one really loves you
it's all a game to extract value from hard working individuals
we're not truly free until we free our labor
Tell him to stay where he is, but hit the gym
walk around the apartment semi-clothed all semester
semi clothed as in cut a hole for his nipples and dick
should have said my man
somewhere
oh
you should do what leg said, but swap the gendered language randomly
so you say him then go to her next line
Kappa
Rusp, that's amazing
You should suggest food to cope for the next one
suggest food with a lot of estrogen
try to powergame transitioning
You really want to get better at Smash
but your parents don't understand
and want you to go to college
Everyone saying they were born in the wrong generation be like "omg the 80's were so cool, I wish I could meet john lennon"
When I say I was born in the wrong generation:
https://twitter.com/anapsid/status/1212488572227530754?s=19