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MY FIRST LETTER

We need a suicide counter

spooky got his bullet firing "dildo" and now he'll get to use it

lol Rusp

this is gonna be gold

I hope these are real

hit on J

join his harem

tell them to get a sex change

im trying to think of a subtle way to be offensive

ive got it

kek

Add a Sticker

You're black?

there is no character customizaion

I wonder if the first message is a test

Rusp, imagine if this is to weed out trolls

i think it might be

so i might answer this one nicely

i hadnt sent it yet

tell them that men love strong women and to drill her bf in the ass

I am 90% sure this was a dude who wrote this

its a bi person so its likely female

i think its male

assume its a girl to be offensive of course

Reply as the girlfriend who dumped him

in character

Make sure to include you pronouns in you reply

recommend robs twitch channel as a way to cope

then quote them for sex change surgery

After drinking a nice refreshing Dr.Pepper

finally recommend an anime

School Days

Suggest he replace his 3DPD with a glorious Nippon waifu

i didnt want to be too mean for the first one

dont want to get banned

Are these real people?

I think the first one is a test

I expect "Kill Yourself" is a blacklisted phrase

Go commit not alive.

leg you broke my game

i closed the request

did that break it?

the request wont go away

that fix it?

yes

what do write to this guy

Welp, Rusp has a score of -1 so far he's convinced someone to not kill themselves

you need to spend money to make money

and 7 years

and he's in school

I smell a pedo

Take a shower, then

tell them to propose to the girl so its less awkward

tell him to beg her to take him back

wait again assume its a girl

tell him women are naturally jealous of gays so he should fuck her brother

T-pose on her until she begs for forgiveness

tell her that its a false dichotomy and they should just find a new place to live near campus

Invite her to watch a Robert Moran stream with you

then she'll have to take you back

just spam phijckhu discord links to everyone

oh shit that is a good idea (not what rusp said)

you should just respond in insane ways talking about deep meta

The Deep Meta in life is that no one really loves you

it's all a game to extract value from hard working individuals

we're not truly free until we free our labor

tell her to stop being a coward and sleep in the same room as her ex

Tell him to stay where he is, but hit the gym

walk around the apartment semi-clothed all semester

semi-clothed as in bottomless

semi clothed as in cut a hole for his nipples and dick

due

it was intentional

should have said my man