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December 25th year 0

its

easy to remeber

because its one of those numbers

I don’t know what that means

21?

did you not experience middle school

Yeah but what month

december...

Yeah but what hour

You don’t have to answer because I don’t know that

I know mine

mine was like

7pm

1 or 2 am i think

i wonder if my parents even remember the hour

i could of been july third

Couldn’t hold you in huh max

what

Sorry

Could

Your mom tried to hold you in

You were a prisoner

uh

Am I wrong

i dont know?

Go ask her

no thanks

Wth

(Heck)

nice save

Thanks

heretic

The only cool fact I remember about my birth is that out of my siblings I was the smallest

And now I’m the tallest

Can we get some pogs

no

You were the runt?

I was

But then I hit three growth spurts

And here we are now

Idk my sister is female

more population

cool fact about my younger brother is he almost died and had to get brought to a better hospital by helicopter when he was born

one female is good

POGGERS

I guess he's a

my sister had stomach problems when she was born and couldnt eat barely for a month

flying dutchman

and then they cut her open and fixed her

God I started sayingPOGGERS ironically and I can’t stop

POGGERS

it feels good to say

it was a french helicopter, sadly

I had a twin

Cool fact

and you ate him

Her

Her

you ate her

that's

lewd

rapist

No all she did was block our way out

So we had to be cut out

Oh, I see

You had oxygen deprivation in the womb because you're a twin

Makes sense!

ohhh

makes sense

isn't he french though fire?

Yeah and that’s why I’m super lovable and endearing

Because I’m slightly dumb

JK

born in france to dutch parents and moving to the netherlands before you turn 18 makes you dutch

so no

Isn’t it amazing that with that air deprivation that I still turned out smarter than you gent

yikes

Okay Dunning Kruger

and im the smarterest