general

then santa

is it a bunny, is it a man, do they hide the plastic eggs, do they actually do anything

i thought it was just a holiday with a bunny associated with it

not like a titular Easter Bunny

The chinese don't share our tradtions

E P I C

think about how many kids there are max, and think of how many kids have teeth

You know they're supposed to be leaving behind coins

pretty sure it qualifies

yes gent

I see

that was teh joke just now

yes they remembered

all the houses

they went to

Weird plot

its not a plot lol, it was a 1 second side joke

"I uncollect the teeth, but then they recollect the teeth, but I won't just uncollect them again"

who didnt pay attention during the memory plot?

CHRISTMAS

CANCELED

Sand Man is slacking

dog plot

RAPE

good part coming up

I guess everyone dreams of horses

horse

rape

bet you didnt expect that

Time for a new holiday

festivus time

The best of us

george costanza being the mascot of course

Good job standing up to bitch

His power is causing petty arguments

to be honest i would be kinda depressed too if i only had nightmares for dreams

Oh come on, the australians are always afraid

"Let me show you how to lay an egg"

this part, is weird

Bait and switch

the eggs are alive

No

take her teeth first

f

So if you knockout a kid's teeth and take them, you still gain the memories right?

pretty sure its not clarified because i dont think a guardian wants to take a kids tooth out

Come on xbrox, desperate times call for desperate measures

Oh well, no more easter bunny, guess they'll have to believe in JESUS YOU FUCKING HEATHENS

jesus is powercreep

Autism will save every fairy tale hero

trade the magic staff

for a

nvm

he fucked up the trade

gj eeeeeeediot

Should probably kill him like sandman first

you cant, thats the thing

hes not a guardian so he cant be killed

pretty sure anyway

Oh

Dead man

its how he became jack frost

its the EPIC super hero backstory

No consequences, nice

no there is

Their only hope is autism

you didnt talk to your toys gent?

hoping theres something happy?

Now that kid's gonna grow up to be a conspiracy theorist

of course gent, he was reading about bigfoot at the beginning when he was first introduced

Of course, the best way to gain faith is by performing magic out in the open where everyone can see us

christmas has been canceled

for the next million years

by now

same with easter

Santa, easter just happened, you have like 8 months left before you should be worried

and tooth collecting

and dreams

and snow

single kid