general

yes gent

he's an aussie

So it's confirmed, he's killed more people than stalin, mao, and the rothschilds

jack frost has commited several war crimes

His greatest crime, it just dawned on me

holy shit it's

3 am

He caused the nazis to lose world war 2!

The blizzard at stalingrad

africa

He allowed communism to spread

is empty

It's always Africa

How is this an insult to him

"Oh sorry, I mistook you for much larger and dangerous animal"

that's definatly a lorax

Santa has tattoos

He's a sinner

you just noticed?

GO DEEPER

he tatooed the naughty and nice kids

Is that the only big thing I'll see if I start unwrapping you?

sled is best part

i just realized

santa is represented as russian

tsar nicholas

it's morrowind

Pray to vivec so he doesn't drop a meteor on your head

Ah yes, a neutral party

let's be a dick to them

I don't feel so good

I don't feel so good

Fuck

He has quite the pronounced nose

you know

not that many kids

would have lost teeth in one day

Who the fuck believes in the sandman

no one

RIP Max's memories

were we supposed to believe in an easter bunny

is how that works

also most kids don't believe in easter Bunny anymore

well i suppose that answers that

most kids probably don't belive in any of them

When does kratos kill them all

tooth fairy is first to go usually

Adults never got their story straight on the EAster Bunny

then santa

is it a bunny, is it a man, do they hide the plastic eggs, do they actually do anything

i thought it was just a holiday with a bunny associated with it

not like a titular Easter Bunny

The chinese don't share our tradtions

E P I C

think about how many kids there are max, and think of how many kids have teeth

You know they're supposed to be leaving behind coins

pretty sure it qualifies

yes gent

I see

that was teh joke just now

yes they remembered

all the houses

they went to

Weird plot

its not a plot lol, it was a 1 second side joke

"I uncollect the teeth, but then they recollect the teeth, but I won't just uncollect them again"

who didnt pay attention during the memory plot?

CHRISTMAS

CANCELED

Sand Man is slacking

dog plot

RAPE

good part coming up

I guess everyone dreams of horses

horse

rape

bet you didnt expect that

Time for a new holiday

festivus time