general

Tuna

waiting for everyone to get back

I've never made a girl moan like that

tell them all about Jesus

God Shrek is an alpha

Jesus is Born!

imma get food too

max is b ack

and dan is a redditor

what a fag

donkey telling the nativity story would have been funnier

Does he at least browse good subreddits

like r/women

r/The_Donald

no fgo

gamer subreddits

stroopwafelboy is also back

those are belgian

go fuck yourself stroop boy - max

lies

truth

no that was dan

your face is dan

k

fair

19 is considered teenager?

yes

isn't adolescent the word

ok can confirm

enjoying what you see

dan only looks at gamer subreddits

no its under 20 so its a teen

as someone who lived in france

i know for a fact

thats not actually entirely true max

watch

french people call people older than 15 adolescents

yes but this is in english

one is an anime girl subreddit

vore

again

gingi vore 😩

shrek really conveys how fucked up fairytales were

with stuff like that

just read a grimm fairy tale

shrek doesn't need to do anything

isn't wveryone back

Right, this is why I hated this special

Shrek has legitimate grievences

He's always been a reclusive man and society won't leave him alone

I'm sorry Shrek is a baby who can't handle having his house burned down on Christmas

instead of Die Hard we should watch this

no

Meh

i feel like this movie punches you saying, when your alone everything is awful and if you dont wanna be social your a bad person

I never expected to learn all about this Shrek lore today

These degenerates don't understand a thing about christmas

Ogres hate Jesus

and xBrox, I think the message is that your friends are more important than you are

and to do anything that will make them happy, at your own expense if need be

i guess but still lol

Christmas isn't some shallow celebration of snow and sugary sweets, it's about the messiah's birth

its really about keeping your temper around your family

this movie

or special

When will donkey learn his fucking lesson

is gingy

sleeping in a bed

made of flesh?

It's always shrek who's forced to "grow up", but they pull this same charade every time with the same beats

Gent

are you saying they shouldn't tell the same story 10 times

e you vixen

oh sjhit

are we ready

or are we finishing thi

its almost over

at this point i feel like i should just watch die hard in my own time

I've got Die Hard queued