general

he needs to show her his dick and then she'll be all over him

to be fair shrek pretty much always fought empty handed

he won because he was basically immune to the weapons of Dulac

pff, its subtle but i like how donkey hated puss, now its the opposite

end

pika wanna join us?

no

too bad

Pika join us

this is what happened during the dancing plague

whatever is takes

and nothing happens because she hates him

yup

should have seduced a witch

the contract never specified it had to be fiona that was in love with him

In shrek 2, true love supposedly also includes anyone who gets date-raped with a love potion

does shrek know that tidbit?

thats racist

RIP

but he just released all the ogres

"Nobody's smart but me!"

wholesome scam

If she's not a real ogre then the piper song shouldn't work on her

anyway let's watch die hard now

call him Humplstilskin

pff lool

and the pay off is Shrek finally learned how to tie shoes

back to the future syndrome

It's all part of his wholesome scam

this would have been the best ending to the series if the kiss failed

^

now ruin the timeline where orcs are a society

back to the world where humans reign supreme

it will have been 12 years since the last one so maybe the kids will be teenagers in 5

So in this timeline are all the ogres a bunch of backwards savages

they have a political marriage to form an alliance

RIP FIFI

Great Christmas movie

yup

Shrek/10

So die hard

still would have preferred the movie i have never seen

angry birds 2

I don't have Angry Birds it turns out

oof

thank God

I have an empty folder lableled Angry Birds

play End of Evangelion

R

3

wait, no

die

no Pika

die hard

Die Hard, sure

ok can we have

Shrek: the Third Impact

5-10 min break

i need food

i would also enjoy that

NOW SHE EATS

feed her your cum umbreon

fuck you niggers

Im going to shooto you all

wow

that was umbreon

not max

ok madx

mad x

i enjoy eating cock

cock sauce

COCK SUACE

ok afk - max

Puss tried to fuck unintelligent cats?

yes

more then one at a time gent

queueing up Die Hard