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This movie doesn't have the kids in it, right?

they get retconned

dude

Every shrek is bad because it's pro race-mixing

shrek

le mayo

God, imagine how well endowed Donkey must be, to have pleased a dragon

He climbed in there

those eyes he keeps drinking are probably the childrens

12 years after the conclusions they reboot the franchise for some reason

Just like with Avatar

is that going to be a reboot?

shrek live action reboot

a filming of the musical?

It's Bopit

Dan, there's somebody impersonating you in stream chat @Dan K. Meme

"do the roar" -bopit 2019

Max is in my desktop

Why and how

im at his house

Nice Bopit

spelling is hard

this is brilliant cinema

"i love you daddy owo" -bopit 2019

if he had stayed at the castle the tour guides wouldn't be allowed in

I don't get why Shrek is so uppity

he is literally the crown prince

did Arthur not take over?

he is dum dum ogre

i forget 3

arthur took over yes

rip max

where does Shrek get his eyeballs from if he's vegan now?

Did you lock her in your rape shed?

did you kill her umbreon?

short people are evil

change my mind

/r d2

i dont think he was ever confirmed vegan

well he eats eyes so he's not

???

And here I thought comcast was a shit company but this is just aids

and thats why I use XFINITY

hey spooky, can we watch angry birds 2 after this

no more changing the movie

oh, after this

thats why i said after

sure

angry birds 2

pog

NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY

that was his plan

i've seen it

buffering

hell

reee

for you

so wait, he made his home when he was a baby? or his parents made that for him?

ok guys, if you could

all the mud dried up too, somehow

anyway, if you could

would you like to be an ogre for a day

not enough information

is Shrek a Mary Sue?

If only Pika were here, and could explain the Physics of the witches to us

Why does rumple stiltskin get to completely change reality due to a contract with one person

because shrek's life influenced an entire kingdom

Shrek is the most important person in existence so deleting him breaks everything

^

A few of those witches seemed fuckable from a glance

it literally explains at the start of the movie that rumple couldn't make a contract with the king and queen because shrek saved the princess

so without shrek, that happens

this gets explained pretty soon I think

i hate this movie because it de-explains alot, like what happened to prince charming?

irrelevant he was probably killed