general

SHE NEEDS NITRO

maybe I'll eat only candy for the next week because I got so much for christmas

yeah but

what food

none

x exactly

yes, fatten max up so she can't run from you

clever, spooky

She’s not in any danger of being fat

max are your ribs visible?

no

ok you are fine

No biglots doesn't have food

She passed out

i pass out a lot

WONDER WHY

i just get very tired sometimes

clearly she eats too much

eat less

Yes cut back

All the food is making you sleepy

Man I could

really go for some chicken noodle soup

someone doordash me some

kappa

do you sit around all day?

Sure send me your address

so

Oh right

at my dads i sit around all day in my room to avoid him

if you keep reducing your calorie intake every day eventually you will start generating calories

You should also probably exercise in some capacity

Walking is good enough tbh

she runs from her dad

weren't you listening

at home i leave my room a lot to go downstairs then back upstairs to fill my 5 water bottles

do pushups to kill time

so that's probably enough

The average gamer does that

i do that like 4 times a day

so its finee

Going up and down a flight of stairs 4 times a day is not excerxise

i mean

with

multiple water bottles

also my school has stairs

that i have to go up and down multiple times a day

do you have mandatory PE?

>when max does the same level of exercise as me but I am only fat because I actually eat food

I've solved it Max should become a doordash delivery driver

she could get free food + excercise

pika

you go on walks

Max you should play Pokémon go

no

not often

and usually only in the summer

Kappa

i take walks

Pika my offer of buying you ring fit still stands

and fall asleep in ditches

Tfw pika probably gets more exercise than max

i did that once

I have no room to play it

Pika, I would pay you to stream ringfit on Twitch

my switch is at my desk

like, a lot

I'd buy you everything you need, and would pay you per hour of on-air time

You should play it with your grandpa pika

lol

play it while eating

Sit down and slightly move the controller

Pika, drop out and start a Phijkchu Mukbang channel

Yeah you can feature max and her massive binges of 10 cheez-its and a hotdog

I do not want to give rusp more masturbation material

rusp

a binge for me is like

3 hot dogs