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The odds of Max living past 30 are already so astronomically low

Start a 401 k

retirement should be the last thing on her mind

guess that explains the midlife crisis a couple years ago

wouldn't of been the first I've had

or the last

It is pretty hard to subsist off a diet of 1/8th a pepperoni a week

hey

I eat a lot sometimes

then I eat literally nothing

it's a good trend

You’re supposed to portion it out

But I’m assuming you knew thst

I'm going to die someday soon probably

tbh

You should try to change that

Try eating like a normal human for a bit

Rusp, give nutritional advice Leg, give financial advice

It might suit you

here i can scare rusp off

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go away rusp

Rusp I barely eat anything too

Okay so have you heard about vegetables

do we need gent to come in and recommend his diet again

And fruit

go

Gent and his war on bread

Don’t eat gents diet

let's go

evil fruit man

Start off by trying to be a normal human

the lazy method of losing weight is just eating less and I'm lazy

go away rusp

Max my empathy stat is too strong

so to be fair

I eat everything a normal person would eat

so no mushrooms?

Why not spread it out then

and when i eat

You know max

You sound kind of like that one word

Never eat then you fall into binges

I don’t know the word

But you sound it

intermittent fasting

well when I'm at my dads i eat nothing usually because he tries to force fast food on me which makes me feel sick, and when I'm at home i have a nice family home cooked meal in the afternoon so I have atleast have one meal a day there. and in the morning i make smoothies a lot

You’re supposed to eat three meals a day

and the only food at my dads is freezer precooked food

rusp thats you listening to the government

stop

Yes only eat one meal a day

the government has ruined nutrition

eat less bread

I haven't eaten today rusp so

i already missed two

ingest soy

It’s not too late for lunch

my options are junk food so no thx

i have eaten very little today

So Max

I feel like when you’re in the brink of death bad food is better than no food

crazy thought

spend your money on food

I have yet to eat today

SPOOKY NO

WTF

SHE NEEDS NITRO

maybe I'll eat only candy for the next week because I got so much for christmas

yeah but

what food

none

x exactly

yes, fatten max up so she can't run from you

clever, spooky

She’s not in any danger of being fat

max are your ribs visible?