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Right fucking now

its 11 am

I am not picky about my cheese

I think it's hershey's chocolate syrup

but it's been heated up, so it's gloopy

I like most cheeses

man i thought me thinking that was chocolate was a joke

that sounds disgusting

why would you do that

so pika do you ever get the dishes marked as excessively spicy?

pika hates spicy food right

Idk what those would be

and no

I do not explicitly hate spicy food

not my favorite

and I only like mildly spicy most of the time

these food clips are killing me spooky

hey wheat thins

mildly spicy like milk?

theyre good

I can only imagine this is how max cooks

so far none of these things

hve been sauces

what defines a sauce

let's go

no

new sandwich argument

that last one Max, was salsa

oh

okay thats a sauce

I mean, so

sauce is a wrap

first of all

its not

it obviously is

what if you put it between two buns pika

ketchup is a sauce

ketchup is a wrap

how

pour that shit on something

boom it is wrapped

No its not

you must have incredibly liquid ketchup

^

HOLY FUCK

THATS WHY PIKA HATES SAUCES

HE JUST COVERS SHIT

I don't

he mentioned this twice already

he just covers the entire thing with the said sauce

lol

If I am using sauce I am typically dipping things into it

ok Max, I found you a sauce making one

okay but

the average sauce user

knows the limit of too much

you just tap the sauce

the average sauce user is a retard because sauce is bad

not shove the item in it and bask it

butter isnt a sauce

see max i'm actually a retard and when i get sauce i usually get too much by accident

but then i balance it by getting even more food

lol

I think the thing that sells that video for me is when he uses his teeth

to open it

http://TheBestSauces.com

https://dqzrr9k4bjpzk.cloudfront.net/images/882238/445802687.jpg

sauce is any liquid based condiment right

or semisolid

i guess

yeah

That is what I was classifying it as

want to try blue teriyaki sauce?

i think

im good