general

Leg I literally can not comprehend that pfp

What the hell is it

dracovish

Is that a Pokémon

ye

It's only the 2nd or 3rd dumbest looking fossil pokemon added this generation

its the cutest

Its groin area looks flat

it self-castrates to appear less aggressive to women

women love cute things, but having a dick would offset that

That must've included its arms too

or #spam

black friday shopping

its currently 10pm

oof

So I go upstairs and my dad is the only one up. He got up to make my siblings some chocolate milk, and I hear "Jesus [pikachu]". I go over to see what, the half asleep madman used mustard instead of chocolate syrup.

good start to the morning

seeing as how you think the only acceptable condiment is mustard

this shouldnt be a problem

only on ham

thats still retarded

and gas

idk I like to taste the thing I am eating most of the time

okay but

I just like mustard more than ham taste wise

there's something called restraint

they're not suppoused to DROWN IT OUT

they're suppoused to accent the food

I could never imagine a sauceless world

It doesn't, its not like I eat my food without seasoning and shit

fires would always be just fries

fries*

or sauceless on things like ribs

when I say mustard is the only acceptable I mean external thing you add on top of what is already standard for said food

still

monzerella sticks

hot dogs are bad

hot dogs are good

chicken is fine with seasoning

stop having them boiled

burgers are fine as is if you use toppings like a normal person

a normal person uses toppings then other stuff

fries are fine with a little salt/pepper

that genuinely sounds so boring

okay zoomer

liking sauces on my food

is not a zoomer thing

You want to talk boring, I have eaten the same lunch for the last 4 years

thats pretty bad too

how are you fat

when you dont enjoy the finer parts of food

because I am lazy and do not exercise

still

just saddens me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

no it doesn't

don't pretend like you care

i care that there's people out there that have such boring food lifes self inflicted upon themselves

Its not like I do not eat a variety of things, its just my variety is a smaller subset of yours

do you use dips on chips pika

no

I like crunchy foods, adding dip makes it goopy

but

it doesnt

fuck you

im not a big dip fan but some of them can be good

Plus I do not buy flavorless chips

^

but god unless youre scooping out the entire thing

so dip is pointless

waved plain chips >>> most

dip on ketchup chips sounds gross

maybe it's an american thing to actually enjoy the good I eat

americans do infact like to eat