general

can't pass up that chance

I don’t know if I’ve been out of North America

What is Dominican Republic

that's in central america right? that is technically still north america

I’m looking it up

Fuck

It’s North America

God damnit

basically everything north of colombia is north america

I don’t know where countries are

oof

I just know their shape

huh

Without a map I have no idea

Is what I mean

yeah

Looking at a map I know where the are

Man 2 hours of sleep really isn’t getting it done right now

Who knew

i blame rob

Literally me

nice

Minus the inch thick dark ring around the eyes

Which I don’t think is hyperbole

His eye rings are giant

they really are

he unironically looks like a panda

He should paint one of his eyelids blue

And then close his eyes

just as useless as a panda too

eating his weeds

sitting around all day

doing nothing

Not reproducing

true

Time to get the pat down

I apparently don’t look like my license

The guy looked at it and at me like 8 times

Now I am in a long white corridor wide enough to comfortably fit one person width wise

I was just kidding about the pat down

But I was just violated

Bruh

Uncool

Everything’s from my waist down was patted down

At least it was a girl

return the favor 😉

wait

from the waist down:?

what do you mean

your legs?

you have legs?

They had to make sure my pegleg wasn’t a bomb

As well as my cockenballs apparently

ah, of course

you could be hiding a violent semen inferno, to be fair

Very true

Wow I got here just as they announced boarding

Nice

Didn’t check for self doxxing first

Oops!

Didn’t think it had any

even for the people who saw it, it was deleted too fast so your safe

Good to know

Welp gotta turn on airplane mode

Adios

ciao

turning off for one second

Captain said first time flying

If I die

Know that I’ve always known all of you

nice

My final message

Goodbye

R I P this building

I survived

also I’ve been in that tower multiple times

you survived crashing into the world trade center?

Yeah