general

Toaster strudel

Basically dessert for breakfast

Hard boiled eggs are good

I loved them, but they'll kill ya

Hard boiled eggs are annoying to make

Pickled beet eggs though

idk, I had cheesecake for breakfast this morning

Those are great

desert for breakfast is pretty aight

I like eggs because they're quick and rewarding

>rewarding

Rewarding

what?

Okay buddy

Well whatever

Throw in a different word

Bad

filling?

Good

i'll go with filling

Most good meals take too long to throw togehter

I don’t think eggs are filling

Eggs are simple and always good

me neither rusp

but what can you do

Well I make 4 at a time

Eggs are shit

Eat Frosted Flakes

What if wrong with you boy

The thought of eggs nauseates me

Kellogg was a huge circumcision advocate

He was traumatized as a boy

Well look at where I am now

Eggs are only acceptable (by themselves) sunny side up

Incorrect

At least to my fucked pallete

my problem with making eggs in the morning, if I'm just cooking for myself I'm either going to boil them or make an omelet

and if I do the later, I need to have shit to put in it

Scrambled, poached, sunny side up, over hard

Duh

Scrambled is great if you don't overcook it

scrambled is just an omelet Gent

It’s omelet with less steps

Omelets are meh

Okay buddy

they're literally just scrambled eggs

Whenever you do it in omelet form the eggs overcook

Omelettes are optimal egg consumption

if anything, the omelet is prone to undercooking imo

i'd say a snake eating an egg whole, shell and all, is optimal egg consumption

but I think they're one in the same

It does both

Because you just let it sit in place

True fire

True

Scrambled eggs take a minute, minute and a half tops

lol no

As soon as it stops being liquid, take them off

how little are you cooking your eggs?

You people no nothing

I tried to talk like my peers

while gent is correct in saying that is the proper way to cook them

they are still raw

I don’t want no salmon fellas

Am I living in crazy land

Cook your bacon to get the bacon fat out, pour the scrambled eggs in and keep moving them around

who the fuck eats scrambled eggs like that

What are you talking about

They're not raw

Question spooky

Do you like beans

I just told you about carbonara

maybe I'm just too use to cooking at altitude

but after 120 secons

the liquid is literally uncooked

That is unheard of to me

sea level it takes around 1-2 mins

is this for one egg Gent?

Well, I usually do 4 at a time