general

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Oh, the baked kind

yes

Yeah, those you get fancier with

no

Yes

no

Since it doesn't need to cook at all, you just broil it quick

Lasagna is my favorite marinara based pasta

my stepfather used to sprinkle cheeze its on food

like in the breading

Your step dad sounds

Pretty cool

I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs

I don't like

marinara based pastas

not be a big pasta fan

Max

Make your own sauce

How dare you insult my heritage

It's great

It's okay rusp

Alfredo pasta is the best though

I don't like noodles like that

So it doesn’t matter

making your own sauce from scratch is overrated

Carbonara > cream shit

*red sauce

Whatthe hell is a carbonara

egg sauce + noodles

Oh

what

The only thing I’ve had with that is tuna casserole

Those are good

Okay, let me explain

I’d rather have regular pasta over those

You slice up some pancetta (bacon) and fry it in olive oil

When it's done, turn it off

Meanwhile your pasta is cooking

When that is done, you take some eggs and beat them with a ton of parmesan cheese

shut up rusp

And you dump the pasta in with the egg sauce

Mix it constantly

Egg sauce

EW!

The heat from the pasta cooks the egg and makes it delicious

Dump the pancetta and oil over

pasta dishes are all overated

Breakfast food tierlist

Salt and pepper to taste, and extra cheese

Chocolate chip pancakes are top tier

Wait Rusp tell me

Discussion over

How do you make alfredo

Cum

there's no pasta dish, that stands up to being an entire meal

Idk

tell me, your italian heritage it on the line

Cream

Fucking retard

Cheese

It’s cheese

Traditional alfredo doesn't use cream

It's butter and cheese only

Emulsified with pasta water

Gent

Just like carbonara, you save some pasta water to add to the sauce

Gent

The starch from the pasta allows the sauce to adhere to the noodles

Gent

What you can also do it cook the pasta to al dente

Gent

Then you dump them inside the sauce to finish cooking the last coupl minutes

Gent

I don’t care

Okay

Fake Italian

You’re appropriating my heritage

You're desecrating your heritage