general

wondering if you're getting all the cute college girls

spooky that's tgeir main thing

lmao fire you put my address near a roundabout

perfect

i wonder how many of them are forced to suck their boss's cocks to keep their job

When I went after dying I got all cute college girls

The only positive

They still haven't gotten my pee after an hour

like, it's still in a cup next to you?

yes

nice

send pee pics

Max send it my way

I’ve been waiting for this for a long time

Pika, give her your address

so she can mail it to you

alright

man, i'm gonna have a hard time explaining to my family why someone would order a glass of applejuice through mail

lol

and then drink it to truly convince them

you fucked me

still waiting to hear

OMG you went deaf??

Oh right if she’s deaf she couldn’t hear me ask that

Lol, silly me

talk in brail

: . : . . • “ ‘ :

Good things she’s not blind, I don’t know sign language.

L

Hey max while you’re at the hospital you should get your transition over with

Show them Jim’s newest video as a guide

I know what to do with Max's corpse

I just realized that Max’s thing has been “debating death”

Irony

God made the decision for you

Rusp, did you save any of your leg?

Yeah from the hip down I think

I'd pay to have it turned into an armband or something

It’s not like they cut away anything

Wear it as a wedding ring so people no longer see you as autistic

Besides my old ACL

And then my original graft

orthostatic hypotension

So, being sedentary too much

They didn't say that was the cause

Oh, I used to get that

Literally, eat more

they said drink more even though i drink a lot

I've never had it so bad I passed out though, most I've gotten is those floaters in my vision

When you can see the little particles floating around

never had that

It's usually the pre-cursor to passing out

well at least I wont die

just feel like suit for a day or two

Golden butterflies

that what you call them?

That was a reference

Anyway Max, what are you going to eat for dinner now? Or did the hospital goons feed you mush already?

hey

don't diss mush

Hospital food is garbage

Worse than garbage

i'll have you know mush is the dutch traditional specialty

american mush though fire

so it is worse than your mush

you're probably right

I haven't eaten

smoothie time when I get home

smoothie made from veggies and potatoes of course

>potatoes

A smoothie is close enough to mush

Full of sugar though

Did you at least get any good pain meds?

He always preys on the mentally unstable ones

no

welp im home and alive

Darn